Macon Forrester Quotes in How to Deal (2003)
Macon Forrester Quotes:
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[Michael is shopping around for a card for Scarlett with the "assistance" of Macon]
Macon Forrester: [reading a card] Let me count the ways that this card can be used to induce... nausea, gastric distress, vomiting.
Michael Sherwood: Yeah, go ahead and mock me, but this is serious. I need to find something funny and something sweet - just the way Scarlett is. Remember that time I got her...
Macon Forrester: Okay. Look, here's one.
Michael Sherwood: Not helping.
[Macon starts reading a card]
Macon Forrester: "From small beginnings come great things."
[Michael grabs the card, finishes reading it and looks up, unamused]
Michael Sherwood: "Congratulations on your new baby." I thought you were gonna help.
Macon Forrester: Oh come on, lighten up, Sherwood.
[Michael grabs another card and starts reading]
Michael Sherwood: "The first we met, you stole my heart."
[Macon snatches the card from Michael]
Macon Forrester: "Good luck in finding a compatible organ donor." Nice.
[Michael makes a face]
Macon Forrester: I'm kidding, okay? It's blank inside.
Michael Sherwood: You know something? You're not too funny, Forrester. This girl is amazing - unlike you - and she's sensitive - unlike you. And she's sexy...
Michael Sherwood: unlike you.
Macon Forrester: [said simultaneously] Unlike me. There's gotta be a card... for a redhead... from a newly smitten hunka hunka burning love. I mean... look. Summer romance has its own section.
Michael Sherwood: It's not a summer romance. I mean... Scarlett is...
Macon Forrester: Standing right behind you, dude.
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