Macon Forrester Quotes in How to Deal (2003)

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Macon Forrester Quotes:

  • [Michael is shopping around for a card for Scarlett with the "assistance" of Macon]

    Macon Forrester: [reading a card] Let me count the ways that this card can be used to induce... nausea, gastric distress, vomiting.

    Michael Sherwood: Yeah, go ahead and mock me, but this is serious. I need to find something funny and something sweet - just the way Scarlett is. Remember that time I got her...

    Macon Forrester: Okay. Look, here's one.

    Michael Sherwood: Not helping.

    [Macon starts reading a card]

    Macon Forrester: "From small beginnings come great things."

    [Michael grabs the card, finishes reading it and looks up, unamused]

    Michael Sherwood: "Congratulations on your new baby." I thought you were gonna help.

    Macon Forrester: Oh come on, lighten up, Sherwood.

    [Michael grabs another card and starts reading]

    Michael Sherwood: "The first we met, you stole my heart."

    [Macon snatches the card from Michael]

    Macon Forrester: "Good luck in finding a compatible organ donor." Nice.

    [Michael makes a face]

    Macon Forrester: I'm kidding, okay? It's blank inside.

    Michael Sherwood: You know something? You're not too funny, Forrester. This girl is amazing - unlike you - and she's sensitive - unlike you. And she's sexy...

    Michael Sherwood: unlike you.

    Macon Forrester: [said simultaneously] Unlike me. There's gotta be a card... for a redhead... from a newly smitten hunka hunka burning love. I mean... look. Summer romance has its own section.

    Michael Sherwood: It's not a summer romance. I mean... Scarlett is...

    Macon Forrester: Standing right behind you, dude.

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