Macleane Quotes in Plunkett & Macleane (1999)
Macleane Quotes:
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Macleane: Still swinging both ways, Rochester?
Lord Rochester: Jamie, I swing every way.
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French Count: I hope they hang you in Tyburn for your bad French.
Macleane: Merci Monsieur. I hope it rains every day of your fucking visit.
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Plunkett: See, I'm talking "BIG".
Macleane: You forget something. I have morals.
Plunkett: Oh, do you?
Macleane: Most certainly, yes I do.
[pauses]
Macleane: How big?
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Rebecca: [Rebecca walks up to Macleane after he has been staring at her] You are not a gentleman.
Macleane: I'm sorry?
Rebecca: No gentleman would stare at a lady like that in public.
Macleane: I do beg your pardon. Captain James Macleane, at your service.
Rebecca: Oh, so you are a gentlemen?
Macleane: Yes.
Rebecca: What a shame.
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Macleane: What rhymes with Rebecca?
Plunkett: Pecker. How's your old, uh...?
Macleane: Ah. Much better. Thank you.
Plunkett: Good.
Macleane: Yes. You know, I think it's actually got bigger, if you can imagine such a thing.
Plunkett: I'd rather not.
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Macleane: And Rebecca's lost to me. How can I make love to her with the pox?
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[MacCleane and Lady Darcy are having sex in the back room]
Macleane: Oh, my angel, my siren's song, you've ambushed me in the forests of your hair, you've drowned me in the pools of your eyes, you've shackled me to the...
Lady Darcy: Do shut up! Fuck me!
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Rebecca: [after her father has asked why she is dancing with Macleane] He doesn't make my flesh crawl.
Macleane: *Thank* you.
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Macleane: [Complaining about the pox] My John Thomas is a complete disaster area!
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Macleane: [after Plunkett has rescued him from hanging] Sure took your time.
Plunkett: Weren't sure you were worth it.
-- Macleane
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