Macleane Quotes in Plunkett & Macleane (1999)

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Macleane Quotes:

  • Macleane: Still swinging both ways, Rochester?

    Lord Rochester: Jamie, I swing every way.

  • French Count: I hope they hang you in Tyburn for your bad French.

    Macleane: Merci Monsieur. I hope it rains every day of your fucking visit.

  • Plunkett: See, I'm talking "BIG".

    Macleane: You forget something. I have morals.

    Plunkett: Oh, do you?

    Macleane: Most certainly, yes I do.

    [pauses]

    Macleane: How big?

  • Rebecca: [Rebecca walks up to Macleane after he has been staring at her] You are not a gentleman.

    Macleane: I'm sorry?

    Rebecca: No gentleman would stare at a lady like that in public.

    Macleane: I do beg your pardon. Captain James Macleane, at your service.

    Rebecca: Oh, so you are a gentlemen?

    Macleane: Yes.

    Rebecca: What a shame.

  • Macleane: What rhymes with Rebecca?

    Plunkett: Pecker. How's your old, uh...?

    Macleane: Ah. Much better. Thank you.

    Plunkett: Good.

    Macleane: Yes. You know, I think it's actually got bigger, if you can imagine such a thing.

    Plunkett: I'd rather not.

  • Macleane: And Rebecca's lost to me. How can I make love to her with the pox?

  • [MacCleane and Lady Darcy are having sex in the back room]

    Macleane: Oh, my angel, my siren's song, you've ambushed me in the forests of your hair, you've drowned me in the pools of your eyes, you've shackled me to the...

    Lady Darcy: Do shut up! Fuck me!

  • Rebecca: [after her father has asked why she is dancing with Macleane] He doesn't make my flesh crawl.

    Macleane: *Thank* you.

  • Macleane: [Complaining about the pox] My John Thomas is a complete disaster area!

  • Macleane: [after Plunkett has rescued him from hanging] Sure took your time.

    Plunkett: Weren't sure you were worth it.

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