Mackay Quotes in Doing Time (1979)
Mackay Quotes:
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Mackay: Fletcher!
Fletcher: Sir.
Mackay: If you want to sing, I suggest you form a Slade Prison Glee Club.
Fletcher: Glee?
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Mackay: Are you wearing make-up again, Whittaker?
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Mackay: What's on the menu today Godber?
Godber: Creme Dubarry, followed by curry sir.
Mackay: Curried what?
Godber: Meat sir.
Mackay: What meat?
Godber: I dunno. It just says 'tinned meat'. On the tin like.
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Mackay: We find it best to put them all together in G wing or as we call it, married quarters.
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Mackay: As you can see, Mr Beal, these men are gainfully employed in the manufacture of prison uniforms.
Armstrong: I'm going to open my own boutique when I get out.
Mackay: That'll do, Armstrong.
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Mackay: I was in the village today. There were some interesting reports. Sightings you might say.
Fletcher: UFOs?
Mackay: Indeed. Unidentified *Fleeing* Objects.
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Mackay: You're an unlikely choice as trainer, Fletcher.
Fletcher: Well, it was the lads what decided it.
Mackay: Yet you've always struck me as a man who despises physical activity.
Fletcher: Oh, not in others sir.
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Mackay: I'm going to book you for that.
Cooper: You what?
Mackay: What's your name, Cooper?
Cooper: [pause] Cooper.
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Mackay: My day will come.
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Mackay: Don't be cheeky, Ives.
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Mackay: I won't buy it, Fletcher.
Fletcher: That's just as well 'cause it ain't for sale.
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Mackay: There are only two rules in this prison, Rudge. Are you listening to me? One, you do not write on the walls. Two, you obey all the rules.
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Fletcher: Who are all these people, sir? I mean, me and the lads was given to understand that there would be a fair smattering of celebrities.
Mackay: See that red-haired man? Tells the weather on Anglia TV. And there's a pair of script writers for someone quite famous, and Mr Bainbridge himself has just finished a season at the Al Hambra Swansea.
Fletcher: I'll tell the lads. They'll be right chuffed.
Bunny Warren: Who are they, Fletch?
Fletcher: A weather man, eight small parts and a widow twanky, now go and get changed.
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Governor: [discussing who may be on the celebrity football team] Didn't you mention that comedian chap? Wh-What's his name? Jimmy Tarbrush?
Mackay: Buck, sir.
Governor: Yes. Buck Tarbrush.
Mackay: Well, unhappily he's indisposed sir.
Governor: Oh, dear.
[he and Mackay leave]
Fletcher: Buck Tarbrush. We should be lucky to get Basil Brush.
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Mackay: [During the football game Godber jumps up to head the ball, instead he misses, falls backwards and bangs his head on the goalpost causing him to fall over]
[MacKay holds up one finger]
Mackay: How many fingers am I holding up?
Godber: You can't fool me sir, five.
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