Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo Quotes in Death Race 2000 (1975)

Special agent: You know, Mr. VeTurbo, as a representative of Mr. President's government, I happen to hold the power of life and death.

Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: Yeah? Well I happen to hold the clam sauce.

[Slings a handful of clam sauce into the Special Agent's face]

Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: Hey cornball, what's the fastest way through here?

Fisherman: Well, the way we do it is we get a bulldozer and plow right through there.

Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: No, I mean what's the fastest way from here to Albuquerque?

Fisherman: You gotta go back to the main highway, really.

Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: That was more than 45 minutes!

Fisherman: I've seen you before. I'm one of your greatest fans, you know that? I've followed all the races. I have pictures of you all over the outhouse. I even named my favorite dog after you, Mr. Frankenstein, I did.

Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: You lousy stinking dirtball... you've got two seconds to live!

Junior: Joe doesn't look too happy, but you just can't keep those Frankenstein fans down.

Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: Lousy sons of bitches! Frankenstein...

Myra: Give it to 'em, Joe!

[She hands Joe a Thompson submachine gun]

Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: Frankenstein! You want Frankenstein? I'll give you Frankenstein!

[Joe opens fire into the stands]

Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: Aarrgh!

Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: I got two words to say to that... BULL- SHIT!

Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: You know, it used to be in the old days we would just take someone like you in a alley and blow their brains out.

Annie Paine: Come on Joe, all's fair in love and war.

Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: I'm glad you said that Annie, because what we got going here ain't exactly love.

[Begins to strangle her]

Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: [strangling Annie] How does it feel to know you're gonna spend the rest of your life in pain? The rest of your life is about a minute and a half.

Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: Who built this stinking road? If I ever get my hands on him, I'll rip his heart out!

Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: Save it for the French.