Mac McGrath Quotes in Mr. Deeds (2002)

Mac McGrath: Well, it was quite a night for Longfellow Deeds.

Longfellow Deeds: Oh, no. They're gonna know my name is Longfellow.

Mac McGrath: Are you gonna see him again tonight?

Babe, aka "Pam Dawson": Yes. I'm calling him around 4. It's when I get off work. Remember, I am Pam Dawson, virgin school nurse from Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa.

Mac McGrath: Ha ha, that's priceless... YOU a VIRGIN! Ha ha ha!

Babe: I'm gonna tell him that I've fallen in love with him, and who I really am.

Mac McGrath: And what if he punches you?

Babe: I'm kinda hoping he does.

Mac McGrath: Ah, come off it, Babe. You'd actually leave all this for that dipstick?

Babe: He is not a dipstick! He is a kind, sweet-hearted guy who we think is a dipstick because he doesn't have our sense of cynicism and negative that we put into the news to make it sell!

Mac McGrath: Garbage!

Babe: Right!

Mac McGrath: Well, after this meeting, I'm going down to my limo and head across to my 16-floor mansion to touch my girlfriend's big fake pompoms!

Babe: Good for you, Mac. But I'm still gonna tell him.

Mac McGrath: I feel for you, I do. "Big journalist leaves career for Forrest Gump." I'm really gonna miss you...

[Deeds' rescue is warped and seen on the news as a twisted perversion]

Babe: He risked his life to save that woman and her pets! He was heroic!

Mac McGrath: [shrugs] Heroic is nice; depraved and insane is better.