M.P. Quotes in Gotcha! (1985)

[Jonathan has just crossed from East Berlin to West Berlin and is meeting with an American MP]

Jonathan: Am I in West Berlin now?

M.P.: You sure are.

Jonathan: [looking back at East Berlin and giving it the finger] Fuck you!

[looking back to the M.P]

Jonathan: Good night.

[heads off]

M.P.: [looking at Jonathan, then looking at East Berlin] I've been wanting to do that for the last six months.

[In the film edited for TV on NBC dubbed in the Modified Version. Judge Randolph dismisses the jury after Jessup's revelation on the stand about the Code Red]

Col. Jessup: What the hell is this? Colonel, what's going on? I did my job. I'd do it again. I'm gonna get on a plane and go on back to my base.

Judge Randolph: You're not going anywhere, Colonel. MP's, guard the Colonel.

M.P.: Yes, sir.

[MP's take to the post. And Col. Jessup find out what's going on]

Judge Randolph: Captain Ross.

Col. Jessup: What the hell is these?

Capt. Ross: Colonel Jessup, you have the right to remain silent; Any statement you make may be used against you in a trial by court-martial or in other judicial or administrative proceedings. You have the right to consult with a lawyer prior any further questions. This lawyer may be a civilian lawyer retained by you at your own expense...

Col. Jessup: I'm being charged with a crime? Is that what this is? I'm being charged with a crime? This is funny. That's what this is...

[Turning to Kaffee and lunging at him. But the MP's restrain Colonel Jessup]

Col. Jessup: ... I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and puke into your dead skull, you messed with the wrong marine!

Capt. Ross: Colonel Jessup, do you understand these rights as I have just read them to you?

[Contemptuously]

Capt. Ross: You friggin' people. You have no idea how to defend the nation. All you did was weaken a country today, Kaffee. That's all you did. You put people's lives in danger. Sweet dreams, son,

Kaffee: Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer, and an officer in the United States Navy, and you're under arrest, you son of a bitch.

[Glares at Jessup]

Kaffee: The witness is excused.

[Colonel Jessup calms down, taking a deep breath to cool off, bend down and grab his hat on the floor, and MP's taken Colonel Jessup away into custody]