Lydie Quotes in Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

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Lydie Quotes:

  • Lydie: Freeze, or you're gonna get it.

    Chris: In the balls.

    Lydie: Yeah.

    [pause]

    Lydie: She's got 'em?

    Chris: She's got everything.

    Daniel: [as Mrs. Doubtfire; in his own voice] All right. Listen to me. I'm not... who you think I am.

    Chris: Yeah, no shit.

    Daniel: Watch your mouth, young man.

  • Lydie: [Chris and Lydie are stunned upon finding out their father is Mrs. Doubtfire] Who did this?

    Daniel: Uncle Frank and Aunt Jack, and this is just a body suit, I didn't have any surgery.

  • [at the pool]

    Mrs. Doubtfire: Not a single body that exists in nature, look at that.

    Lydie: [looks askance at Mrs. Doubtfire]

    Mrs. Doubtfire: [in a threatening tone] Lydie.

  • Daniel: I got off early.

    Lydie: You mean you got fired?

    Daniel: No, I quit. For reasons of conscience.

    Lydie: Actors.

    Daniel: [to Chris] Hey, dude! Congratulations on your twelfth birthday, all right! Got a surprise for you!

    Chris: Ooh, a stripper?

    Daniel: No, please!

    Chris: Two strippers?

    Daniel: Haw, boy!

  • [after seeing "Mrs. Doubtfire" peeing while standing up]

    Chris: Lydia! We gotta call the cops! We gotta dial 911 now!

    Lydie: Why?

    Chris: [stammering] Mrs. Doubtfire! He's a she! She's a he! He's a she-she.

    Lydie: What?

    Chris: He's half-man, half-woman.

    Lydie: [screams] WHAT?

  • Mrs. Doubtfire: All right everybody, it's time to expand your minds, it's...

    [turns off the TV]

    Mrs. Doubtfire: Homework time. Okay?

    Lydie: [turns the TV back on with the remote] Yeah, but after Dick Van Dyke.

    Mrs. Doubtfire: [turns off the TV] No. Now.

    Lydie: [impatiently] No.

    [turns the TV back on]

    Lydie: We always watch Dick Van Dyke.

    Mrs. Doubtfire: Really? Well, not anymore.

    [takes the remote control from Lydia and throws it in the air. It lands straight into the aquarium]

    Mrs. Doubtfire: The only thing you'll be watching... is Deep CNN.

  • Lydie: This is exploitation. It's not fair!

    Natalie: Shut up, Lydie.

  • Lydie: I just want to apologize for being such a pain today.

    Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh, dear, it's all right.

    Lydie: No, I'm - I'm really sorry. It's just, I'm still kind of messed up about everything.

    Mrs. Doubtfire: We all are, sweetie.

    Lydie: What?

    Mrs. Doubtfire: I just mean I understand the pain you're all going through.

    Lydie: Yeah. Well, I also wanted to thank you.

    Mrs. Doubtfire: For what?

    Lydie: For making my mom so happy.

    Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh...

    [chuckles]

    Lydie: She hasn't been in this good a mood since... I can't even remember. It's been a long time.

  • Lydie: [deleted scene] Dad, why can't you just pretend?

    Daniel: To be what, honey?

    Lydie: Pretend to be Mrs. Doubtfire and pretend to be Pudgy the bird and all those other things. Why can't you and Mom just pretend to be happy?

    Daniel: We probably could.

    Lydie: And we'd still be a family.

    Daniel: Yeah we would be, but we'd be a pretend family, you know? It wouldn't be real. You'd know, you'd know we'd be acting. You can't act 24 hours a day, I'm not that good an actor, today proved that. No, life's more real and wonderful and acting is nice, it's a job.

    Lydie: It's your job to be our father.

    Daniel: No it's not a job, it's a joy being your father, I don't have to play the part of your father, I am your father, I may act like a fool, but I am your father, okay? Always, rain, shine, it's the one wonderful thing in my life.

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