Lydia Merylon Quotes in Pride and Prejudice (2003)

Lydia Merylon: Oh, this is just great girls. Here we've just spent 20 minutes picking out the perfect array of romantic items, and what do we come back to find? Two kegs of ice cream, pills for cramping, pills for bloating, and six super size boxes of Tampax? Why don't we just put up a big neon sign that says, "Men, run for your lives! Menstruating monsters approaching!"

Lydia Merylon: Okay, *this* has got to stop. The house is a total mess. Kitty, disinfect!

[Kitty sprays disinfectant all over the room]

Lydia Merylon: Now *we* are going to the grocery store - and *you* are coming with us!

Elizabeth: Just let me die!

Jane: We're out of ice-cream, Elizabeth!