Lycus Quotes in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966)
Lycus Quotes:
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Lycus: Is it contagious?
Pseudolus: Have you ever seen a plague that wasn't?
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Lycus: If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times; do not fan the girls when they're wet! But you'll never learn, you'll be a eunuch all your life.
-- Lycus -
Lycus: I'll kill him! I'll kill him!
Crassus: Who?
Lycus: The lyingest, cheatingest, sloppiest slave in all Rome!
Crassus: Oh, Pseudolus.
-- Lycus -
Lycus: She was sold just this morning.
Hero: Sold! Then receive, oh bosom, thy fatal blade!
[tries to stab himself and misses]
Pseudolus: [takes the blade] Behave yourself!
Lycus: [resuming] He'll pick her up within the hour.
Hero: Then receive, oh bosom, thy fatal blade!
[takes another knife out, tries to stab himself, and misses yet again]
Pseudolus: Put your bosom away!
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Lycus: This I swear by the great Necrophytes, god of pimps, panderers and go-betweens.
[Exits scene, returns]
Lycus: A new god, but a very hard worker.
-- Lycus
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