Lutz Quotes in Brüno (2009)

Lutz: Because I think that... you're amazing.

Brüno: Am I going to wake up to find you masturbating over me?

Lutz: I promise not to wake you.

Captain Klaus Woermann: [catching Lutz attempting to chisel out a cross] Soldier, what's your assignment?

Lutz: To string lights, sir.

Captain Klaus Woermann: Then what the hell are you doing? Answer!

Lutz: The silver crosses, sir. There's talk among the men. They hide silver here. Treasure, sir.

Captain Klaus Woermann: Private Lutz, it's been a profitable day for you! Not only have you learned the crosses are made of nickel, not silver, but you have earned yourself a place on first watch all week!