Luther Krank Quotes in Christmas with the Kranks (2004)

Spike Frohmeyer: [watching Luther steal a Christmas tree] Are you sure this isn't illegal?

Luther Krank: Are you a cop?

Nora Krank: You forgot the white chocolate!

Luther Krank: They didn't have any.

Nora Krank: Did you talk to Rex?

Luther Krank: Who's Rex?

Nora Krank: The butcher.

Luther Krank: ...as odd as it sounds, I didn't think to ask the butcher where the chocolate was!

Luther Krank: Smoked trout?

Nora Krank: It's better than frozen pizza.

Luther Krank: What happened to the hickory honey ham?

Nora Krank: Don't EVER say hickory honey ham again.

Blair Krank: I'm bringing home Enriqué!

Luther Krank: What's a reeké?

Nora Krank: Why would we want to get tans before the cruise? I thought the idea was to get them DURING the cruise.

Luther Krank: Look at us, we kind of look like uncooked chicken.

Daisy: You look like a corpse.

[to Nora]

Daisy: And you could use some help too.

Luther Krank: [dressed in black to hide his tan] I look like a Mafia Lieutenant.

Nora Krank: [Luther explains his idea for the cruise] How much is this going to cost?

Luther Krank: $3,000.

Nora Krank: We SAVE money?

Walt Scheel: Does this mean we have start being nice to each other?

Luther Krank: Of course not.

Walt Scheel: Good, cause I still don't like you that much.

Luther Krank: Well, that's great. I'm not fond of you either.

[after he leaves]

Walt Scheel: Honey, we gonna pack!

Father Zabriskie: [Marty arrives to the party, talks with him and leaves, Luther looks at him] I don't know who he is!

Luther Krank: He brings ham.

Father Zabriskie: Oh!