Luther Krank Quotes in Christmas with the Kranks (2004)


Luther Krank Quotes:

  • Spike Frohmeyer: [watching Luther steal a Christmas tree] Are you sure this isn't illegal?

    Luther Krank: Are you a cop?

  • Nora Krank: You forgot the white chocolate!

    Luther Krank: They didn't have any.

    Nora Krank: Did you talk to Rex?

    Luther Krank: Who's Rex?

    Nora Krank: The butcher.

    Luther Krank: odd as it sounds, I didn't think to ask the butcher where the chocolate was!

  • Luther Krank: Smoked trout?

    Nora Krank: It's better than frozen pizza.

    Luther Krank: What happened to the hickory honey ham?

    Nora Krank: Don't EVER say hickory honey ham again.

  • Blair Krank: I'm bringing home Enriqué!

    Luther Krank: What's a reeké?

  • Nora Krank: Why would we want to get tans before the cruise? I thought the idea was to get them DURING the cruise.

    Luther Krank: Look at us, we kind of look like uncooked chicken.

    Daisy: You look like a corpse.

    [to Nora]

    Daisy: And you could use some help too.

  • Luther Krank: [dressed in black to hide his tan] I look like a Mafia Lieutenant.

  • Nora Krank: [Luther explains his idea for the cruise] How much is this going to cost?

    Luther Krank: $3,000.

    Nora Krank: We SAVE money?

  • Walt Scheel: Does this mean we have start being nice to each other?

    Luther Krank: Of course not.

    Walt Scheel: Good, cause I still don't like you that much.

    Luther Krank: Well, that's great. I'm not fond of you either.

    [after he leaves]

    Walt Scheel: Honey, we gonna pack!

  • Father Zabriskie: [Marty arrives to the party, talks with him and leaves, Luther looks at him] I don't know who he is!

    Luther Krank: He brings ham.

    Father Zabriskie: Oh!

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