Lurch Quotes in The Addams Family (1991)
Lurch: I've got a bad feeling about this plane.
Lurch: [a Cannonball that Wednesday and Pugsly drop from the roof lands on his head] Grrrrr...
Lurch: Yo, coach, I'll play. Just give me a chance. I can handle the rock.
Coach Kimball: I'll call you if I need you, Lurch.
Lurch: Don't dog me, coach. I've got the bad crap.
Coach Kimball: Well, I'll tell you what, you take the bad crap and this basketball and DO THE DRILLS! Now!
[Lurch misses a sure slam dunk]
Coach Kimball: I hate my life.
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