Luna Quotes in The Expendables 3 (2014)

Stonebanks: [Holding the young Expendables hostage] Well, lookin' a little strung out there, kids! This is what you get for being pawns in Barney's moral chess game.

Stonebanks: [looks at Thorn] That one looks a little slack.

Stonebanks: [soldiers straighten Thorn out while Stonebanks turns to Luna] You know, I feel most bad for you.

Luna: I don't give a shit how you feel.

Stonebanks: I do, I have a daughter. I have feelings. Anyway, when the CIA, I presume that is who you're working for. The CIA, am I right? I bet you don't know who you're working for. What, for Barney? Do you know who he's working for? Does HE know who he's working...? It gets very confusing. Anyway when the CIA wanted guys doing the dangerous work in the dangerous places, they called us, they didn't want to get their hands dirty. They called us. Yep, we cleared every hotspot they had, we bumped the bad guys so the good guys could roll in looking like heroes. We killed a lot. But we saved more lives than you could possibly imagine. Then, the boys on the Hill wanting no loose ends tried to bury me. I was an American! Working for America! Was. They'd eat their own children. The lesson here is... Never do business with the government. I'm going to save you that heartache. He never will.

Galgo: [after seeing Luna fight] You're not going to believe this?

Luna: [exasperated] Oh, God!

Galgo: I've been thinking about you the whole time! Do you know that?

Luna: Can we just go?

Thorn: [after disabling security] Ladies first.

Luna: Go ahead, Thorn.

[repeated line]

Luna: Men.

Luna: You know, if you were 30 years younger...

Barney Ross: I'd be afraid of you.

Barney Ross: If you're looking to go the family route, this is the wrong job for you.

Luna: There are different kinds of family. When my life is on the line, that's my family fighting with me.

Vargas: One night, three dead. Not sure I'm loving this trend.

Luna: Two dead, one missing.

Vargas: Exactly. Three dead.

Diaz: Well, look at it this way, boys. We might all fit on one ship now.

Vargas: I might be able to get the emergency beacon working again.

Luna: That would be like an ambulance calling for an ambulance, isn't it?

Dahl: It's back-up for the fucking back-up. We can't.

Luv: I thought we had a moment. No?

Luna: No.

Luna: Chimps don't leave chimps behind.

Ham III: Yeah, but here's an idea: let's leave him.

Comet: What's your status?

Ham III: Single. But there's someone I've got my eye on.

Luna: Aw.

Ham III: It's Luna, in case you were wondering... Oh wait, are we talking about the mission status, here?

Houston: Yeah!

Ham III: Oh, well, everything's ok but we have no way to leave.

Houston: You still got the probe.

Luna: The probe? It wasn't designed to return to earth.

Titan: We'll just have to Chimprovize.

Ham III: You know, I kinda missed your stupid puns.

Titan: [laughs] Thank you.

Houston: Titan's right. You'll need a complete redesign.

Ham III: How do we do that?

Houston: Uuh, let me put you onto Comet.

Comet: First, you'll need to re-engineer the aerodynamic skeletal structure.

Ham III: Got it! Let me put you onto Luna.

Miles: You're a sucker. What you didn't realize is that you're dealing with one of the greatest minds you've ever seen.

Luna: Yeah, and his isn't so bad either!

Luna: You're biting my nails.

Miles Monroe: It's because you're tense.

Luna: Miles, I wrote a song about the revolution.

Miles Monroe: There's not going to be any revolution, unless we stop the Aries Project.

Luna: Don't you worry about that; you just relax. Now, listen:

[Plays guitar and sings]

Luna: Rebels are we! Born to be free! Just like the fish in the sea!

Luna: Cheer up. Boys are like from another planet anyway. Who understands them?

Sola: Yeah, can't live with them, can't disintegrate 'em with a gamma deathray.