Luke Churner Quotes in Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999)

Mrs. Tingle: Mr. Churner? Dare I even ask?

[Luke rises from his desk, walks up to the front of the classroom and places a rock on Mrs. Tingle's desk]

Luke Churner: Plymouth Rock.

Mrs. Tingle: Your work, Mr. Churner, is very reminiscent of a young man who sat in that same chair some 20 years ago. He, too, had the words "No future" printed on his forehead... Do give your father my best.

Leigh Ann Watson: I'm gonna burn in hell for this.

Luke Churner: It'll be a party!

Luke Churner: This feels very strange.