Luis Quotes in Ant-Man (2015)

Scott Lang: [Demonstrating his Ant-Man suit to his crew for the first time] Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared.

Luis: Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared.

Scott Lang: Really?

Luis: Yeah.

Scott Lang: Good.

[Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him]

Kurt: [Gasps, jumps out of chair] This is the work of gypsies!

Dave: That's witchcraft!

Luis: [Keeping his cool] That's amazing. That's like some David Copperfield shit!

Dave: That's wizardry!

Kurt: Sorcery!

Luis: How'd you do that, bro?

Scott Lang: Don't freak out, look at your shoulder.

Luis: [Looks at his shoulder, starts screaming, and runs out of the room] Get if off! Get it off!

Scott Lang: I thought Daddy didn't get scared!

Luis: How serious are we talkin' Scotty?

Scott Lang: [Looking at a safe] It's a Carbondale. It's from 1910, made from the same steel as the Titanic.

Luis: Wow. Can you crack it?

Scott Lang: Well, here's the thing, it doesn't do so well with cold. Remember what that iceberg did?

Luis: Yeah man, it killed DiCaprio.

Dave: Killed everyone.

Kurt: Did not kill the old lady. She still throw the jewel into the oceans.

[last lines]

Luis: Yeah, this dude sounds like a bad-ass, man. Like he comes up to him and he says, y'know: I'm looking for this dude who's mo' unseen, who's flashing this fresh tat, who's got, like, bomb moves, right? Who you got? She's like: Well, we got everything nowadays. We got a guy who jumps, we got a guy who swings, we got a guy who crawls up the walls, you gotta be more specific. And he's like: I'm looking for a guy who shrinks. And I'm like: Daaamn! I got all nervous, 'cause I keep mad secrets for you, bro. So I asked Ignacio: Did bad-ass tell the stupid fine writer chick, to tell you, to tell me, because I'm tight with that man that he's looking for him?

Scott Lang: And? What'd he say?

Luis: He said yes.

Scott Lang: Hey, how's your girl, man?

Luis: Ah, she left me.

Scott Lang: Oh.

Luis: And my mom died too. And my dad got deported.

[Scott just stares in awkward silence]

Luis: [Suddenly enthused] But I got the van!

Luis: Thank you for the coffee ma'am. It's not too often that you rob a place, and then get welcomed back. Because we just robbed you!

Hope Van Dyne: You know that he was arrested for stealing a smoothie machine, right?

Luis: Two smoothie machines.

Luis: You know what? I was thinking of a tactic. Like when I go undercover. Like a whistling. You know what I am saying? To like blend in.

Scott Lang: No. Do not whistle. No whistling. It is not The Andy Griffith Show. No whistling.

[cut to Luis whistling]

Luis: We're the good guys right?

Scott Lang: Yeah, we're the good guys.

Luis: Feels kinda, kinda weird, y'know.

Scott Lang: Yeah. But we're not done yet...

Hope Van Dyne: This bozo here got caught stealing a smoothie machine.

Luis: Two... smoothie machines.

Lilly: Are you flirting with me?

Luis: Should I stop?

Lilly: Only if it doesn't work.

Nora McPhee: [about lost test papers] I'm sorry, look at it this way. For those that passed, they're not going to have any trouble passing again, and for those that fail, who have an extra night to study.

Luis: Shit!

Nora McPhee: This is English, Luis, save that discussion for Biology.

Luis: [zombies are bearing down on Andy] Over here!

Andy Wilson: Luis? What are you doing here?

Luis: It's a dream sequence. Come on before it's too late!

Luis: Is everything going to plan?

Suarez: To the last detail.

Luis: And the President? Are you sure they sent a double?

Suarez: The beauty of American arrogance is that they can't imagine a world where they're not a step ahead.

Luis: Julia, I just killed a man!

Julia: I just bought a hat.

Luis: Christ! You'll be the death for me.

Julia: Oh... I hope so.

Julia: You did not want a woman to be interested in you just because you owned a pretty bank account.

Luis: Um, yes.

Julia: Yes. Well, then we have something in common. We are both not to be trusted.

Luis: And perhaps later on I will tell you the story of how we came to be here. It is an interesting tale. Some of it is even true. But for now, I can say that from the moment I saw her, I loved her. And no matter the price, you cannot walk away from love.

Luis: -Love is not for me, Alan. Love is for those people who believe in it.

Luis: Do you love me, Julia?

Julia: Do you love me? Or you're not the loving kind?

Luis: What is your name?

Julia: Bonnie. Bonnie Castle.

Luis: Is that your christian name?

Julia: It would be... If I were a Christian.

Jayden: Please don't be offended if I'm not very friendly, but I'm going to be living with my dad soon, and I don't really like wasting time on short-term relationships. So, you know, it's nothing personal.

Luis: Wow. She seems like a really nice girl.

Maggie Swann: I didn't expect you to understand.

Luis: Why not? Because I wasn't there? Because I don't know what it's like?

Maggie Swann: You don't.

Luis: You don't have to be in a war to see people get killed for no reason.

Luis: Sebastian, I'm the one who's getting married this year.

Marcelo: Do you have any bettter fish?

Luis: No, but you can buy a pole.

Eugene Van Wingerdt: Alcohol says something about a man before he gets to say anything about himself.

Luis: I know. It says he's having fun.