Ludlow Lamonsoff Quotes in Pixels (2015)

Professor Iwatani: Pac-Man is not bad. You'll see.

Sam Brenner: Professor Iwatani, what are you doing?

Professor Iwatani: I will talk to him, he's my son.

[to Pac-Man]

Professor Iwatani: Hello, my sweet, little boy. Look how big you've grown.

Ludlow Lamonsoff: That's so sweet, he's so sweet.

Professor Iwatani: I know, you're a good boy.

[Pac-Man bit his hand into pixels, then he and the genius scream]

Professor Iwatani: Somebody kill this stupid thing!

Sam Brenner: Why didn't you call me then?

Ludlow Lamonsoff: Because the CIA has been tapping my phones ever since I found out the Zapruder film has been edited, JFK shot first.

Sam Brenner: Ludlow, it is you.

Ludlow Lamonsoff: What am I looking at right now? Are you guys, soldiers or the casts of Magic Mike? Are you gonna fight or dance naked?

Ludlow Lamonsoff: [Surrenders to Lady Lisa] You win, I'm not gonna fight you anymore. Ok, I know that you have love in your heart and I know that I could make you happy but if you need to kill me, you're just gonna have to go ahead and kill me. At least I can die a happy man knowing that I found true love.

[Lady Lisa drops her swords, Ludlow stands up and they kiss passionately]

Eddie Plant: And I couldn't even get a handshake from Serena Williams!

Ludlow Lamonsoff: I believe that some alien life-force, has sent real life video games, to attack us.

[Scene cuts to Pac-Man attacking the firefighters truck]

Sam Brenner: [Thinks for 4 seconds] That makes sense.

Ludlow Lamonsoff: Look at me, I'm delicious. They'll gobble me up like space dimsum!

Eddie Plant: Let's hit it!

[a chase begins in their cars as ghosts as Pac-Man moves around the city]

Sam Brenner: Pac-Man's faster than I remember.

Eddie Plant: Pac-Man's always been faster than the ghost. We're gonna have to outmaneuver.

[the chase continues until they got Pac-Man cornered]

Ludlow Lamonsoff: We got him! He's got nowhere to go!

[Pac-Man moves and eats a power pellet, causing the cars as ghosts to turn deep blue]

Sam Brenner: Oh, god, no!

Eddie Plant: Pac Man? Boom! That's my jam. Let's get us some light cannons and blow this sucker back to whatever planet it came from.

Ludlow Lamonsoff: No, no light cannons don't kill Pac Mac. Those... those little ghosts do.

Eddie Plant: Boom! Let's get us some little ghosts.

Ludlow Lamonsoff: Hi.Ludlow Lamonsoff. We'd actually met before but you will not remember because it was in the back of Brenner's van and I was watching through the window. *sniff* You smell so nice like the book of Genesis.