Lucy Bobby Quotes in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

Texas Ranger: [complaining about doing community service] When do we get to stop doing this, Grandma?

Lucy Bobby: Well, I don't know, honey. When are you boys going to stop tossing me the radio in the bathtub?

Lucy Bobby: So how was your day driving with you father?

Ricky Bobby: Well let's see. I got mauled by a cougar, my Crystal Gayle shirt is ruined, and I didn't learn dick about driving. Other than that, it was great.

Reese Bobby: Now, you show me the DNA test and then maybe I'll, uh... I'll say hello to these swamp rats.

Frank: [from the house next door] You people shut the hell up! I got a wife in an oxygen tent tryin' to sleep!

Reese Bobby: You better shut the hell up or I'll come over there and rip a hole in that tent!

Lucy Bobby: Yeah, shut up, Frank!

Walker: Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!

Reese Bobby: Okay, I guess they are my grandkids.

Lucy Bobby: Reese, you just passed the hospital!

Lucy Bobby: [they keep on driving] The baby's coming, he's coming now!

Reese Bobby: All right, all right, hold on.

Lucy Bobby: Okay, but i think he might be stuck.

Reese Bobby: Grab onto something! Ready? One, two, THREE!

[He slams the brakes and we hear Ricky pop out of Lucy]

Lucy Bobby: It's a baby boy!

Walker: Granny? How much longer are we gonna have to do this?

[Both boys are wearing reflective vests and picking-up trash along the interstate with poles and bags]

Lucy Bobby: I don't know. How many more times are you gonna toss me the radio while I'm in the bathtub?

[first lines]

Reese Bobby: [Reese is speeding] Guess how fast we're going now!

Lucy Bobby: [screams] I don't care! I'm having a baby!

Reese Bobby: Hundred and five miles an hour! Can you believe that!