Lucius Washington Quotes in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Lucius Washington Quotes:
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Ricky Bobby: You sick sons of bitches. I mean you walk in that door, on your two legs... all fat and cocky and lookin' at me in my chair. And you tell me its all in my head? I hope that both of you have sons... Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented and star athletes and they have their legs taken away. I mean I pray you know that pain and that hurt.
Lucius Washington: [enraged] Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby! Don't you put that on us! You are NOT paralyzed!
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Lucius Washington: You're not gonna live forever.
Ricky Bobby: No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?
Lucius Washington: No, I don't know what that means. I guess longer life.
Ricky Bobby: No, he didn't live. It's just exciting that we're trying things like that.
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Ricky Bobby: I'm going fast again!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: How fast is he going?
Lucius Washington: 26 miles per hour.
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Lucius Washington: Okay, we have got to get that car back onto the race track or our sponsors are gonna shit a chicken. Now I'm gonna ask you: do any of you guys wanna go fast?
Ricky Bobby: I wanna go fast!
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Lucius Washington: [trying to remove a knife in Ricky's leg] Let's use this knife to pry it out!
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Lucius Washington: [to the crew as they are speed-changing a customer's tire] Guys! No tires! We're not a pit crew anymore, we're a car wash team.
Glenn: Sorry, Lucius. Hard habit to break. Like stalking an ex-girlfriend.
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Characters on Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
- Opening text
- Chip
- Walker
- Texas Ranger
- Cal Naughton, Jr.
- Ricky Bobby
- Lucy Bobby
- Susan
- Jean Girard
- Reese Bobby
- 10-year-old Ricky
- Schoolteacher
- Classmates
- Passenger on Bus
- Herschell
- Larry Dennit, Jr.
- Kyle
- 10-Year-Old Cal
- Waffle House Manager
- Glenn
- PA Announcer
- Mike Joy
- Carley Bobby
- Jamie McMurray
- Bill Weber
- John Hannafin
- Kenny Rogers
- Benny Parsons