Luca Quotes in Shark Tale (2004)
Luca Quotes:
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Oscar: Sykes, shut up! SHUT UP!
Sykes: Hey, that's good. That's good, I like that! Shut up, Lino! Ha! Shut up. Oh, kid, he wants to talk to you.
Oscar: [Whispers] No. I'm not here. I'm not here!
Sykes: Yeah, he's right here.
Oscar: [Sykes gives shellphone to Oscar] Hello?
Don Lino: [on phone with Oscar] Shut up? Shut up? You don't tell *me* shut up, I tell *you* shut up!
Don Lino: [hears phone dialing]
Don Lino: What?
Luca: Hi, how you doing? I'll have a large pie, everything on it, anchovies, meatballs, mushrooms...
Don Lino: Luca!
Luca: Oh... Uh, hi, Boss! What're you doing working at a pizza joint?
Don Lino: [shouts] Get off the phone!
Luca: But I'm hungry.
[hangs up]
Don Lino: [sighs] My guys are coming for you, Sharkslayer. They're going to tear you fin from fin!
-- Luca -
Oscar: Now which one of y'all sardines called this here meeting?
Don Lino: That would be me.
[slams the door, making Sykes, Oscar and Lenny cringe a little]
Don Lino: So, this is the Shark Slayer. I've been looking forward to meeting you. I feel like we're practically family, you know? Funny, ain't it? I brought my sons into the world, full of love and care. And then you took them out. Do you know who I am? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm the Don, the boss of the Great White Sharks!
Luca: Hey boss, I saved you a seat!
-- Luca -
Don Lino: [hugging his son] Lenny? Is that you? You're alive? I thought I'd lost you... What're you wearing, huh? What is that?
[Lenny heaves a resigned sigh and sheds his disguise. The other sharks gape at him]
Luca: Hey, boss, it's Lenny - he was wearing a disguise so we wouldn't recognise him, but he's not wearing a disguise, so we DO recognise him!
Lenny: Hi, Pop...
Don Lino: Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you out of your MIND? Do you have any idea how this looks?
Giuseppe: This is the best sit-down I've ever been to!
Don Lino: What're you doing with this guy? He took out your own flesh and blood, Frankie!
Lenny: But Pop, just listen...
Don Lino: But nothing, you never take sides against the family, ever!
Oscar: Don, Lino, sir, listen, it's not his fault - this is between you and me!
Don Lino: What did I ever do to YOU? You took Frankie away, and you turned Lenny into a dolphin! I'm going to get you!
[He goes for Oscar]
-- Luca -
[while Don Lino talks to Sykes, the music record slips]
Don Lino: LUCA!
[Luca fixes the record, but accidentally sets it to play "Baby Got Back". Lino and Sykes stare at Luca, who quickly puts the record off]
Luca: Hey, boss... big butts. Ha ha.
Don Lino: Oy vey...
-- Luca -
Oscar: [answering the phone] Hello, who's this?
Luca: Hi, this is Luca the Octopu... never mind. Just listen up and follow these instructions, to the letter like. File cabinet, bottom drawer, there's a package...
[Oscar opens the package to find the necklace he gave Angie... ]
Luca: That's right, tough guy. We got your girl. Now there's gonna be a sit-down - be there if you don't wanna see her sleeping with the fishes...
[thinks this statement over]
Oscar: ...the DEAD ones! Now nod your head if you understand.
[Oscar nods his head]
Luca: Now tell me if you nodded your head.
Oscar: I nodded.
[Luca hangs up]
-- Luca -
Luca: Since when do we turn away outlaws?
-- Luca -
Luca: You're on the wrong side of the street, fat cat. Beat it!
Garfield: And you, Luca. You're on the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.
-- Luca -
Luca: Hey, what are you looking at?
Garfield: Nothing. Just looking for some company.
Nermal: Keep walking, creepo.
Garfield: What's going on?
Arlene: We know how much you hated Odie. We know how much you wanted him gone.
Garfield: Wait a minute. All I wanted was to sleep in my own bed.
Arlene: And to do it, you cast Odie out into the cold, cruel world?
Nermal: We saw you locked Odie out last night!
Garfield: Gee, I don't believe you guys. I didn't know Odie was gonna run away. He's a dumb dog. No offense, Luca.
Luca: Uh... what?
Garfield: You can't blame me for that.
Nermal: Any one of us could be next.
Arlene: Yeah. There's no room for anybody else in Garfield's world.
Garfield: [after being left alone by Luca, Arlene and Nermal] Oh that was a little traumatic. Well maybe I've been a little... tough in protecting my turf, but, um... I don't hate the guy.
-- Luca -
Luca: You're gonna' get it good today.
Garfield: I make it a point to get it good, everyday.
-- Luca -
Luca: [Garfield is on Luca's lawn and Luca's off his chain] Oh, I've been waiting years for this.
Garfield: Would that be regular years, or dog years?
-- Luca -
Garfield: [from a deleted scene]
[to Arlene]
Garfield: Well, hello.
Luca: [to himself] Garfield, always working the angles. Thinks he's so slick.
Garfield: [to Arlene] If you have any itches, I'm available for a scratch.
Arlene: Go play in traffic.
Garfield: Alone? Come on, Arlene. I'm a simple cat. All I want is shelter, lasagna and to be loved, for maybe five times a day.
Arlene: Hah! Not in my nine lives.
Luca: In your face, Garfield.
Garfield: Come on Arlene...
[sees a pie on a windowsill]
Garfield: Oh baby, you smell so good.
Arlene: You think I'm gonna fall for a line like that?
Garfield: I can already taste you from here, my love, my desire. I worship you. I dream of you. I'm humbled, and crumbled in your presence.
Arlene: Garfield, I didn't realise your feelings ran so deep.
Garfield: Oh uh... excuse me, baby. Could you wait right here until after I finish my lunch?
Arlene: Huh? Oh, Garfield. You're impossible.
-- Luca -
Matteo: Feelings come first for them.
Luca: Bullshit, they are just better liars, and they know how to fake it better. They too get wet first and then they fall in love.
-- Luca -
Luca: Why don't we go out on Saturday? We could go to the movie so if nothing is playing, you could show me around Stoneybrook.
Stacey: Well, this is kind of it. I mean, it's not like New York City or anything. That's where I grew up. Have you ever been there?
Luca: No, not yet.
Stacey: It's the best!
Luca: You mean, like you?
Rosie Wilder: Are you going to kiss her?
Luca: What ever gave you that idea, Rosalind?
-- Luca -
Stacey: [Knocks on door, Rosie's violin is heard in the background] Hello? Hello?
Rosie Wilder: [Opens the door, hugs Stacey] Hi, Stacey.
Stacey: Hi, Rosie.
[Referring to the violin]
Stacey: You're getting so good.
Rosie Wilder: Thank you.
Stacey: I have a little surprise for you in the kid kit: Extra stickers and puzzles.
Rosie Wilder: Great!
Stacey: [Holding the miniature American flag] Oh, and I have something for your little cousin. Where is he?
Luca: [Comes downstair] Hi, I'm Luca, the little cousin. You brought me a gift?
Stacey: [Emabarassed] Well, it's just a small... little... American flag thing.
Luca: Cool, very nationalistic. And you're...?
Stacey: Stacey.
[Embarrassed]
Stacey: Your sitter, I guess.
Rosie Wilder: I thought you were going to the movies.
Luca: I have my whole life to go to the movies.
-- Luca -
Luca: I'm coming back next summer.
Stacey: You are?
Luca: Yeah.
Stacey: [Smiles] I'll be fourteen.
Luca: [Smiles back] I know.
-- Luca -
Lady Hester: Luca, is this true?
Luca: Yes, Lady Hester.
-- Luca -
Luca: [Keenan has just suggested that Luca ask Michelle whether she would consider a relationship with a zerophiliac] No way I'm gonna ask her that!
Keenan: Well you have to! Come on, where are your nads man?
Keenan: [the two exchange a look] We'll get 'em back.
-- Luca -
Keenan: [Keenan has just suggested that Luca ask Michelle whether she would consider a relationship with a zerophiliac] No way I'm gonna ask her that!
Luca: Well you have to! Come on, where are your nads man?
[the two exchange a look]
Luca: We'll get 'em back.
-- Luca
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