Lt. Lisa Morrel Quotes in Inspector Clouseau (1968)

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I ruin everything I touch.

Lt. Lisa Morrel: Hey, what's the matter with you?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [close to tears] Arrested twice, I destroy a phone booth at a railroad station... I steal from a nun, I don't know my own face. A man comes up to me with, with my own face tied on, I don't recognize who it is. I don't... I don't deserve to have this autographed picture of Sean Connery!

[takes a picture from back pocket and tears it apart]

Lt. Lisa Morrel: Hey, what about the crooks?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: The crooks never sleep and neither does Clouseau.