Lt. Kaminski Quotes in Number One with a Bullet (1987)

Coroner: [Coroner is leading a group of cops through the morgue to a drawer] Visitors, Mendez. Rise & shine!

Det. Hazeltine: [Obviously nauseated] I hate morgues.

Lt. Kaminski: Yeah, that's him. Joseph Mendez, professional hit-man, worked free-lance.

Det. Barzak: Didn't like women or kids, either. This guy was a bad-ass.

Coroner: Really, because, I mean; he hasn't given me a bit of trouble.

[Slaps the corpse gently on the cheek as if to antagonize him]

Det. Hazeltine: Yeah, well... I guess we'd better be going.

Coroner: [Noticing Frank's nausea] Really, I was in the middle of ordering lunch before you guys came up here, uuh...

[Grabs up a phone & pretends to be ordering]

Coroner: Hi, yeah, uuh... Make it a pastrami & a small Sprite. You sure I can't interest you guys in anything?

Det. Barzak: No, thanks anyway, man.

Capt. Ferris: Goddammit.

Det. Barzak: Old MacDonald had a shotgun.

Lt. Kaminski: Shut up.

Lt. Kaminski: Are you guys getting close to something?

Det. Hazeltine: Yeah: DEATH.