Lt Hedgecock Quotes in RoboCop (1987)

[Ron Miller is holding City Hall hostage to get an old job back while Lt. Hedgecock is negotiating from outside with a bullhorn]

Lt Hedgecock: Okay, Miller! Don't hurt the mayor! We'll give you whatever you want!

Miller: First, don't fuck with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!

Lt Hedgecock: Okay.

Miller: And I want a bigger office! And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all!

Lt Hedgecock: What kind of car, Miller?

Miller: Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast, and gets really shitty gas mileage!

Lt Hedgecock: How about the, uh, 6000 SUX?

Miller: Yeah! Okay, sure! What about cruise control? Does it come with cruise control?

Lt Hedgecock: Hey, no problem, Miller. Let the mayor go, we'll even throw in a Blaupunkt!

Miller: Lieutenant, don't jerk me off! When people jerk me off, I kill them! You wanna see?

[Miller goes over to the Mayor]

Lt Hedgecock: Get up, Your Honor. Get up! Get up. Your public wants to see you.

[Miller pulls the Mayor to the window and points the gun at his head]

Miller: Nobody ever takes me seriously! We'll get serious now... and kiss the mayor's ass goodbye!

[RoboCop punches through the wall, grabs Miller and the gun, then punches Miller in the face to send him flying out the window]

Lt Hedgecock: We wait. Terrorism is a very tricky business. Massive and immediate retaliation is the best policy. Unfortunately...