Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale Quotes in McHale's Navy (1997)

Lt. Penelope Carpenter: You know about the Navy's rules against fraternization among officers.

Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: Well, I guess I'm retired again!

Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: Remember to try tonight's drink special: Stolen Vodka Surprise. We stole Vladikov's vodka. Surprise!

Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: Cuba. The land of oppression. And opportunity.

Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: [under attack by Vladimir] This guy's a real prick!

Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: What a dick!