Lt. Amos Quotes in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990)

Lt. Amos: Two words. "Disco Express."

Ford Fairlane: Disco Express? They blew dog. And that lead singer, he kinda looked like...

Lt. Amos: Like ME, right?

Ford Fairlane: Yeah. I was gonna say he looked like shit, but... he looked like you.

Lt. Amos: You think you are so hot 'cos you get in all the clubs, heh? Just because you have sex with great looking women...

Ford Fairlane: You got to admit those are pretty good reasons...

Lt. Amos: Are you calling me an asshole, asshole?

Ford Fairlane: No, I'm calling you an anus, anus.

Lt. Amos: I can't believe anybody can have so much fucking fun in a funeral, Fairlane.

Lt. Amos: See, that's the difference between a great investigator like me, and a piece of spam like you.

Ford Fairlane: Spam? You're a piece of spam. That's what I think of you.

Lt. Amos: No, I call you a piece of spam, 'cos that's what you are.

Ford Fairlane: Spam.