Louie Lastik Quotes in Remember the Titans (2000)

Petey Jones: Hey, hey, Lastik man what happened to you?

Louie Lastik: [holding back, in fake pain] Man I just gave your momma a piggy-back ride and she weighs twice as much as I do!

Petey Jones: That ain't funny!

Coach Boone: Lastik. I want you to tell me something about one of your black teammates.

Louie Lastik: [shouts] Sir yes, Sir! I'm roomin' with Blue, sir! And I noticed that he wears that leopard-spotted underwear, Sir! Bikini-style, Sir!

Coach Boone: Ok. How about someone who's not your roommate.

Louie Lastik: Sir, I eat lunch with Rev. That's Jerry Harris, sir. People call him that 'cause he's always praying and he won't abide with a foul tounge, Sir!

Coach Boone: And what's the Rev going to do after High School?

Louie Lastik: I don't know. Go to college and all that stuff, I guess.

Coach Boone: What about you? You going to college?

Louie Lastik: [laughs] No, not me coach. I ain't a brainiac like Rev.

Coach Boone: Think you got a future in football?

Louie Lastik: Heck no! I figured as long I'm going to be in school, I might as well hit some people while I'm at it.

Louie Lastik: I'm Louie Lastik, I'm offensive lineman, naval family just moved here from Bayonne, someone said football, so I come runnin'. What's goin' on everybody?

[awkward silence]

Big Ju: What you doin' man?

Louie Lastik: Eatin' lunch.

Big Ju: I see you eatin' lunch, but why you eatin' over here? Why not go eat over there and eat with your people?

Louie Lastik: Man, I don't have any people. I'm with everybody, Julius.

Petey Jones: Yeah, he's just a light-skinned brother.

Big Ju: Yeah, and I'm a dark-skinned cracker.

Petey Jones: [laughs]

Jerry 'Rev' Harris: Come on Julius, he's just another blessed child in God's lovin' family.

Blue Stanton: [Blue starts to hum]

Big Ju: Come on, Blue. Let me...

Petey Jones: [Petey joins in with Blue]

Jerry 'Rev' Harris: God, we come before you today. To ask you to soften Big Julius Cambell's heart.