Louden Trott Quotes in Who's That Girl (1987)

Louden Trott: You're lying.

Nikki Finn: How do you know?

Louden Trott: Your lips are moving.

Nikki Finn: C'mon Lounde, haven't you ever done anything you were proud of?

Louden Trott: Well, I used to be really good at fencing.

Nikki Finn: See? There you go. I knew ya' had it in ya'.

Louden Trott: Yeah, but of course my father would never come watch me.

Nikki Finn: Why would your father wanna watch you turn over stolen goods? You're twisted!

Montgomery Bell: Excuse the mess, I recently lost Elwood my housekeeper.

Louden Trott: He quit?

Montgomery Bell: No, no, no. I lost him. I think he is in the west wing somewhere. Sometimes at night I think I hear him crying. It's most distressing.

Louden Trott: Just tell me, I won't be upset. I really just want to know. Are you the Anti-Christ? You can tell me, really. I won't be mad. You are, aren't you?

Wendy Worthington: Are you listening to me, Louden?

Louden Trott: No. No dear, I'm not.

Cabbie #1: So, you're getting married?

Louden Trott: Yep. Tomorrow at noon, I'm marrying Wendy Worthington.

Cabbie #1: You? Nah.

Louden Trott: What?

Cabbie #1: You marrying Wendy Worthington? I can't see it. You're not her type.

Louden Trott: You know Wendy Worthington?

Cabbie #1: Sure. Wendy from Scarsdale. I had her in the cab once.

Louden Trott: Well, just because you happened to have given her a ride, that doesn't mean that you know her type.

Cabbie #1: I didn't say I gave her a ride. I said I had her in the cab.

[Louden slumps back in his seat looking mortified as the cab comes to a stop]

Cabbie #1: Here we are. That'll be $6.50.

Louden Trott: I don't have any money.

Cabbie #1: Oh, forget it. For any friend of Wendy's.

[Louden and Nikki are in a taxi cab tailing a UPS truck to a large house]

Louden Trott: [to the driver] That's the truck. Pull over here.

Cabbie #2: [Jamaican accent] Hey, this is where Wendy Worthington lives.

Louden Trott: Yeah, that's right. How do you know Wendy Worthington lives here?

Cabbie #2: I had her in my cab once.

[Louden pays the cabbie and exits the taxi, once again looking mortified]

Louden Trott: We did one of your things already. We murdered the pimp and the fat man. Now it's time to do one of MY things.

Louden Trott: Is this rent-controlled or what?

Montgomery Bell: Actually - I own the block.

Nikki Finn: [in a sing-song voice, as she races to pass a train before it reaches the intersection] We'll make it!

Louden Trott: I'll accept anything but a tie.

Nikki Finn: [after jumping from one building over to another, to Louden] Jump!

Louden Trott: [reaching the edge of the building, nervous] What?

Nikki Finn: Come on!

Louden Trott: Are you insane?

Nikki Finn: I did it, you can do it!

Louden Trott: You're a criminal, I'm a tax attorney! I'll be alright here, I'm sure somebody'll call the cops.

Nikki Finn: They are the cops!

Louden Trott: [shots are being fired behind him, nonstop] AHH!

Louden Trott: [nervously] Maybe if I just explain...

Nikki Finn: Explain what, Trott? That we were buyin' four stolen semi-automatic weapons on your gold card?

Louden Trott: [jumps frantically to the next building] O.K.!