Lorraine Quotes in Bubble Boy (2001)

Lorraine: Back off, bitch, he's the messiah.

Tommy DeVito: [about Frankie] Between you and me - and don't print this because he doesn't want it out there - I taught him everything he knows.

Lorraine: Really?

Tommy DeVito: Everything.

Lorraine: Ah.

Tommy DeVito: But not everything *I* know.

Lorraine: Aah.

Frankie Valli: What if we got married?

Lorraine: You and Tommy? I don't think that's legal in Nevada.

[Billy and Nick are at their employer's office after the company goes out of business]

Billy McMahon: [angry] What the fuck, Sammy!

Nick and Billy's Boss: What the fuck me? What the fuck you! Who told you could barge into my office without an appointment?

Nick Campbell: You closed the company? And then you sent us out on a sale that we really needed and have Bob Williams drop that bomb on us?

Nick and Billy's Boss: Bob Williams' got a big fuckin' mouth.

Nick Campbell: Yeah, he does.

Nick and Billy's Boss: Look, you weren't gonna get the sale anyway. Nobody wears a watch anymore. They just check their goddamn phones.

Nick Campbell: Disagree. Cite your sources.

Billy McMahon: The kids, maybe, but there's... there's a broader market.

Nick and Billy's Boss: Lorraine, what time is it?

Lorraine: [checks the time on her cellphone] 10:26.

Billy McMahon: One hip, pioneering secretary does not a cultural trend make.

Nick and Billy's Boss: She 75 years old. Watches are obsolete and so are the two of you.

Nick Campbell: Obsolete? What does that even mean?

Nick and Billy's Boss: It means everything's computerized now! It's cheaper for a machine to tell these companies what to order than an manufacturer's rep. They don't need us anymore.

Nick Campbell: No, people have a deep, mistrust of machines. Have you seen Terminator?

Billy McMahon: Yep.

Nick Campbell: Or "2"?

Billy McMahon: Mmm-hmm

Nick Campbell: Or "3" or "4"?

Billy McMahon: All of them.

Nick Campbell: People wanna deal with people, not terminators.

Nick and Billy's Boss: People hate people. Times have changed.

Nick Campbell: That's so negative.

Mike: Hi.

Lorraine: Hi.

Mike: I'm Mike.

Lorraine: Hi Mike, I'm Lorraine.

Mike: Like the quiche.

Lorraine: Like the quiche? That's a really original joke.

Mike: I like quiche.

Lorraine: I thought real men didn't like quich?

Mike: Well, it seems my reputation had preceded me here.

Lorraine: You not a real man?

Mike: Not lately.

Kate: My book's getting published.

Tom: Did I tell you we're going to have it all?

Kate: You've never said that.

Tom: [Sweeping Kate onto the bed] I'm telling you now, baby.

Lorraine: [Rushing from the room] Oh my god, can you guys just please wait till I leave the room?

Tom: [Between kisses] Can you hurry?

Lorraine: Black works Mom. Jesus like had his funeral on Christmas.

Henry Baker: He died on Easter, Barbie!

Jessica Baker: He was resurrected on Easter, moron.

Sarah Baker: [hits the bathroom door with her lacrosse stick before Tom pulls her away] You can only put on so much lip gloss, princess!

Lorraine: [sighs] You blew my concentration.

[smiles happily]

Lorraine: Now i get to start all over again. Ha.

Lorraine: [walks into kitchen] I am totally aware that this family doesn't value self-presentation in the same obsessive way that I do. Fine. Whatever. But one of my life goals aside from being, like, a fashion guru is to indicate to the local community that the Baker family actually owns a bar of soap. So, as self-appointed in-house rep of style and hygiene, I think that I should be allotted at least five extra minutes in front of the mirror.

Tom: Three.

Lorraine: Done.

Tom: Good now help your sister butter the toast.

Lorraine: Call me crazy Pops but things are getting pretty twisted around here.

Lorraine: For the record, I am so over Nora's hand-me-downs.

Kate: All right. You look gorgeous in anything, Lorraine.

Lorraine: Are you sure we're going to fit in here, dad?

Lorraine: Are you gonna be okay?

Max Fielder: Oh, yeah, I think things will be okay.

Lorraine: Good.

Mark Winslow: Well, not necessarily.

Lorraine: Poor guy. He's a prince who thinks he's a frog.

Lorraine: Hey, Archie. What's up? How was school?

Archie Andrews: Oh, fine. I need more wheatgrass.

Lorraine: Hey, I thought of a great idea for your wheatgrass engine. What if you put pedals on it? Like a bike? Then you can ride it, like a bike? it's, it's just an idea that I had.

Archie Andrews: $2.00?

Lorraine: Actually it's $2.50. Wheatgrass prices are going up.

Archie Andrews: Are you joking?

Lorraine: No, no kidding. But hey for you $2.00.

Archie Andrews: Are you sure?

Lorraine: Of course. You're only like my best customer.

Archie Andrews: I appreciate it.

Lorraine: Hey, Archie, I was thinking, would you wanna maybe, hang out sometime? I would really like to see your wheatgrass engine. It's just an idea, another one that's real bad.

Archie Andrews: I'm real busy.

Lorraine: And it's a school night, I guess.

Archie Andrews: Yeah, It sure is, sometime though. Maybe.

Lorraine: I love this car, Archie.

Archie Andrews: I need to clean it a little bit.

Lorraine: I think it's lovely.

Archie Andrews: Uh, yeah. Do you wanna get a bite to eat or something?

Lorraine: I'd love that.

Archie Andrews: Steakhouse?

Lorraine: I'd love that. I love steakhouse, Archie.

Archie Andrews: No you don't.

Lorraine: Uhh... oh you're right.

Archie Andrews: Cut it out, Lorraine. Cut it.

Lorraine: I'm sorry, I'm just nervous.

Archie Andrews: I'm nervous all the time.

Lorraine: No, you're not.

Archie Andrews: Yeah, I am.

Lorraine: You're nervous right now?

Archie Andrews: Yeah. I'm a little nervous.

Lorraine: Well, what makes you nervous? it's just you and me.

Archie Andrews: Maybe I'm just hungry.

Lorraine: Well, eat.

Archie Andrews: You wanna go to my apartment and get some food?

Lorraine: Yes.

Tommy: Good morning, beautiful.

Lorraine: Good morning, asshole.

Lorraine: You shouldn't have taken him there in the first place, it's sleazy and dangerous.

Tommy: So are you.

Joey: I hope you guys can work it out, it's important you stay together.

Lorraine: It's obvious you've never been married.

Lorraine: Give me the PIN numbers and I'll let your sister outta the fridge.

James: I did love you.

Lorraine: I loved you too.

Lorraine: I don't go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.

Lorraine: I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you - you're twenty minutes.

Lorraine: I'm sick and tired of wasting my time on a guy whose idea of life is two beers and a bowling alley.