Lori Quaid Quotes in Total Recall (2012)

Doug Quaid: If I'm not me, then who the hell am I?

Lori Quaid: How would I know? I just work here.

Doug Quaid: Speculate.

Lori Quaid: If I had to guess, all the trouble Cohaagen's taken to hide you from the Resistance, you must be fairly important. And with your skill set, I think it's highly doubtful you're his gardener.

Doug Quaid: Cohaa... Cohaagen's trying to hide me? Why are you trying to kill me? Talk!

Lori Quaid: Call it the seven-year-itch, Doug. Oh. And by the way, you haven't even *begun* to see me try to kill you!

Lori Quaid: You might want to give your little girlfriend a kiss goodbye. As long as she doesn't mind where those lips have been.

Lori Quaid: Did you really think I'd let you leave without a kiss goodbye?

Doug Quaid: Tell me what is going on? Talk! Or we can skip to "Until death do us apart."

Lori Quaid: I'm not your wife.

Doug Quaid: That's bullshit. We've been married for seven years.

Lori Quaid: I'm U.F.B. police intel, assigned to play your wife. Six weeks ago. I didn't even know you.

Doug Quaid: What are you talking about?

Lori Quaid: It's true. Your memory was erased, your mind was implanted with a life you think you've lived. You keeping up, baby? There is no Douglas Quaid, there never was.

Doug Quaid: Are you saying I don't... This... Every... Our marriage...

Lori Quaid: What can I say? I give good wife.