Lorenzo St. DuBois Quotes in The Producers (1967)

Roger De Bris: What have you done, L.S.D.?

Lorenzo St. DuBois: About six months... but I'm on probation, so it's all good, baby!

Roger De Bris: No, I mean, what do you do best?

Lorenzo St. DuBois: I can't do that here. That's why they put me away, baby!

[performing in the play]

Doc Goebbels: Danke schön, mein Führer.

Lorenzo St. DuBois: Hey, you're a German.

Doc Goebbels: We're all Germans.

Lorenzo St. DuBois: That's right.

[gasps]

Lorenzo St. DuBois: That means we CANNOT attack Germany.

[singing as Hitler in the play]

Lorenzo St. DuBois: One and one's two/ Two and two's four/ I feel so bad 'cause I'm losin' the war!

Lorenzo St. DuBois: [singing] And I give a flower to the big fat cop / He takes his club and he beats me up / I give a flower to the garbage man / He stuffs my girl in the garbage can / And I give it to the landlord when the rent comes 'round / He throws it in the toilet and he flush it down / It goes into the sewer / With the yuck runnin' through 'er / And it runs into the river that we drink / Hey, world, YOU STINK!

Lorenzo St. DuBois: Lorenzo, baby. Lorenzo St. DuBois. But my friends call me L.S.D.

Lorenzo St. DuBois: [after Goebbels throws a reefer into a vase, and a large explosion occurs] They try; man, how they try!

Lorenzo St. DuBois: I would like to sing this song, it's about love, and hate. Psychedelically speaking I am talking about the power.

Roger De Bris: Just do what you do best.

Lorenzo St. DuBois: I can't do that here! That's why they put me away, man...

Roger De Bris: Oh, sing, sing!

Lorenzo St. DuBois: Love Power! Talkin' 'bout Love Power! The Power of a Sweet Flower... is gonna rule the Earth!

[prances]

Lorenzo St. DuBois: And there'll be a Great Rebirth! Love is the Power that is mine...