Lord Portley-Rind Quotes in The Boxtrolls (2014)

Lord Portley-Rind: [after Learning that Snatcher was lying about the boxtrolls and the Trubshaws] He lied to us and to poor Madame Fru fru. Snatcher...

Archibald Snatcher: [Using fru-fru voice] We could have been something special, but you have broken our agreement.

Lord Portley-Rind: Why is he talking like Madame Fru... GASP, Oh my god! I reget so much.

Archibald Snatcher: [first line, Snatcher to Butler at the front door] Wake his Lordship. The unspeakable has happened, We must speak of it immediately!

[struggles with Butler, trying to slam the door on him]

Lord Portley-Rind: [Frustrated] What is is, Snatcher?

Archibald Snatcher: BOXTROLLS HAVE COME AND STOLEN A CHILD!

Lord Portley-Rind: Gasp, no.

Archibald Snatcher: There no doubt, picking their teeth with his adorable baby bones, by now.

Lord Portley-Rind: Horribly tragedy.

[in a non-interested tone]

Lord Portley-Rind: Lets deal with it in the morning.

Archibald Snatcher: [while butler aggressively presses the door on Snatcher] STOP, that's not the worst of it. They'll come after...

[Butler slams the door in Snatcher's face, and is now talking through the mailslot of the mansion]

Archibald Snatcher: our cheeses!

Lord Portley-Rind: [SCARED] MY GOUDA?

Archibald Snatcher: They'll stop at nothing.

Lord Portley-Rind: Oh you're the town exterminator, I'll pay whatever it takes.

Archibald Snatcher: Oh I don't want money, I want one of those

[pointing at Portly Rind's hat]

Lord Portley-Rind: A white hat? you? ABSURD!

Archibald Snatcher: Alright then, by prepare to say bye bye to your brie, cheerio to your cheddar, good bye...

Lord Portley-Rind: Hey, Have every boxtrolls gone, with proof.

Archibald Snatcher: For a white hat? I WILL DESTROY EVERY LAST BOXTROLL IN THIS TOWN!