Lonnie Beale Quotes in Tickle Me (1965)

Vera Radford: Oh, no, of course not. Stanley, please get Mr. and Mrs. Dabney fixed up. Will you please get them some more chicken?

Mr. Dabney: Yes, and get us a chicken that won't fly away this time.

Vera Radford: Oh

[chuckles]

Vera Radford: of course.

[turning to Mrs. Dabney]

Vera Radford: Are you all right, dear?

Mrs. Dabney: Well, I think I am.

Vera Radford: Of course, you're gonna have some more dinner, and now we're going to have some entertainment. All right?

Mr. Dabney: Oh that's nice!

Vera Radford: Lonnie. I think we better start the entertainment... right away.

Lonnie Beale: Sure, Miss Radford.

Estelle Penfield: You've got to be kidding me

Lonnie Beale: [shrugs] Sorry, dietician's orders.

Estelle Penfield: But it's such a little steak, and I'm so hungry. Listen, Lonnie, if you would give me another steak, I would be very grateful. Do we understand each other?

Lonnie Beale: [pauses] No.

Lonnie Beale: Stanley, if one won't start, the other won't start.

Stanley Potter: Why?

Lonnie Beale: Because they're both wet. W-E-T. Wet.

Stanley Potter: Oh, come on, Pam. Don't be a dum-dum.

Lonnie Beale: You can't change her, Stanley. Shall we?

Stanley Potter: By all means.

Lonnie Beale: [turns to Pam] Good bye, Dum-dum!