Longbaugh Quotes in The Way of the Gun (2000)
Longbaugh Quotes:
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Longbaugh: There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
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[Parker and Longbaugh are looking at the cash out in the open at the brothel]
Longbaugh: What do you think?
Parker: I think a plan is just a list of things that don't happen.
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Longbaugh: Until that day then?
Joe Sarno: Until that day.
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Longbaugh: I've... never killed a man.
Interviewer: I beg your pardon?
Longbaugh: I said I never killed a man.
Interviewer: I didn't ask if you had.
Longbaugh: You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification.
Interviewer: And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation.
Longbaugh: I would say thats a big fucking qualification - excuse me, a very important qualification.
Interviewer: No one's ever said that before.
Longbaugh: Have you ever asked?
Interviewer: No.
Longbaugh: You should.
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Longbaugh: I've been watching them pile up. Nightstick, flashlight, bulletproof vest.
Joe Sarno: Fuckin' utility belts, right?
Longbaugh: Fuckin' sign on his head reading "Why Bother?"
Joe Sarno: Hey, they love to say shit like "ascertain".
Longbaugh: "Surveillance."
Joe Sarno: "Affirmative."
Longbaugh: "I need backup."
Joe Sarno: "Adjudicate."
Longbaugh: "Adjudicate"?
Joe Sarno: Yeah, well...
Longbaugh: But, you know, then you got the other side. You got these trigger-happy cocksuckers all about the shooting and posturing and 'you don't know who I am' kind of thing..."I been to prison."
Joe Sarno: 'cuase you got caught, dumb fuck.
Longbaugh: These days, they want to be criminals more than they want to commit crime.
Joe Sarno: Well that's... that's not just crime. That's the way of the world.
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Longbaugh: A heart is the only thing that has value. If you have one, get rid of it.
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Joe Sarno: So, you the brains of this outfit, or is he?
Longbaugh: Tell ya the truth, I don't think this is a brains kind of operation.
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Longbaugh: You know what I'm gonna tell God when I see him? I'm gonna tell him I was framed.
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Longbaugh: We die here, we die alone
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Longbaugh: Why's that such a big deal?
Interviewer: Because no one brings up sex with dead people!
Longbaugh: 'Course they don't, it's sick.
Interviewer: You brought it up!
Longbaugh: Only to say I never did it.
Interviewer: I didn't ask you that.
Longbaugh: [smiling] You should.
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Longbaugh: Wanna get out now? Wanna quit? This is never gonna come your way again.
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Longbaugh: You have too much faith in people.
Parker: How can you kidnap somebody without it?
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Longbaugh: If I wanna hit her, I hit. If I wanna miss her, I miss.
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