London Quotes in Kaboom (2010)

London: Straight guys are gayer than gay guys. The fact they're in love and can't suck each other's dicks makes them act queerer than Clay Aiken.

London: Well, I'm stressed about this exam I have on Monday and I was thinking I could use a really good orgasm.

London: What kind of guy are you? If I didn't just have your dick inside of me, I'd swear you didn't have one.

Smith: Sure you can't stay a little bit longer?

London: Now, is that you or Smith Junior talking?

London: You joking?

Rex: Sorry.

London: I've had pelvic exams that last longer than that.

Syd: Ever since you and I broke up, I've wanted to have a normal conversation, just a normal conversation with you. And I just feel like everytime I see you, it just gets like so wierd and chaotic and scrambles, and I can't organize my thoughts and I can't even express the most basic words I want to say to you.

London: I know. Me too.

Syd: Whatever we had when we were together, when we were in love that feeling of just being able to lie in bed for days and not give a fuck about the outside world... is gone. And I feel like there's nothing I can do to ever get it back. Do you know how painful that is?

London: Yeah, yeah I do. I cried for weeks when we broke up.

Syd: You cried for weeks?

London: Yes.

London: The hardest thing I've ever dealt with in my life.

Syd: How long did you go through that?

London: A long time. A long time. I mean, the first month, it was so fucking bad. And then you know, slowly, it gets better.

Syd: That's the difference between you and me London. I'm still going through it.

London: I've been calling you a dozen times today. I'm terrified. I'm - I'm afraid.

Syd: Of what? What are you afraid of?

London: I'm afraid of falling in love with you again.

London: And your ego, your ego is just huge! It's out of fucking control!

Syd: Why are you freaking out? There's no need to freak out.

London: Syd, because you don't know when to stop. You keep going and going and going, until people just wanna smash your face in!

Syd: Can I ask you something?

London: Yeah.

Syd: Do you love him?

London: I never that I was in love with him.

London: Syd? Its gonna be a really really long time before, you know, I fall in love with anybody the way that I was in love with you.

Nancy Boy: It seems we have a killer who collects the bodies.

London: Maybe he's a necrophiliac.

Nancy Boy: Did you do this?

London: Yeah, because I have a key to this door.

Starr: Really?

London: No. Why would I want to lock myself in here with you people?

Nancy Boy: Because you're a homicidal maniac with a taste for flesh?

London: Shut up Nancy Boy!