Lois McNally Quotes in Simply Irresistible (1999)

Lois McNally: There's a very thin girl in your office.

Tom Bartlett: That's Chris. Lois, what is she doing in my office without me?

Lois McNally: I don't know, but I offered her a sandwich.

Jonathan Bendel: Lois, are you busy after I'm done chewing Tom's head off?

Lois McNally: You're the boss, Mr. Bendel.

Jonathan Bendel: No, no, no. Y-you-you be the boss this time.

Lois McNally: If you need anything call me, although I don't know how to do anything except buy clothes.

Lois McNally: This is nutty... hazelnutty

Tom Bartlett: She cursed me. She said in this creepy little voice, a man's character is his destiny...

Lois McNally: Oh... She's a wise witch. She casts her spells in proverbs.

Lois McNally: It's hot in here. I'm gonna open a window.

Tom Bartlett: Yeah. NO! She'll get in.

Chris: I just downloaded my schedule onto your computer.

Lois McNally: I hope you were using a condom.