Lois Cook Quotes in Staying Together (1989)

Duncan McDermott: [entering restaurant bathroom and pulling down his pants] Hurry, Lois, we only got a couple minutes.

Lois Cook: What? What're you doing?

Duncan McDermott: Oh, Lois, don't pull the virgin bit again.

Lois Cook: Speak for yourself, baby boy.

Duncan McDermott: Lois, I'm hurting. I am BURNING. I have this erection. It is so big it's like one of those Thanksgiving Day balloons. If I don't do something about it soon - BANG! - I'll be left without a dick for the rest of my life! I'm only seventeen!

Lois Cook: You're jail bait.

Lois Cook: You'd poop your pants if I ever said yes.

Duncan McDermott: [laughing] You know, you're right. I'd better get back to work.

Lois Cook: You know, I've been thinkin' about that erection of yours. Are you, um, doing anything with it, say around eleven o'clock tonight? You know where I live? Bring it by.