Logan Quotes in Logan (2017)

Logan: Nature made me a freak. Man made me a weapon. And God made it last too long.

Laura: You are dying. You want to die.

Logan: How do you know?

Laura: Charles told me.

Logan: What else did he tell you?

Laura: To not let you.

Charles Xavier: Fuck off, Logan.

Logan: Oh so you remember who I am now.

Charles Xavier: I always know who you are. It's just sometimes I don't recognize you.

Laura: You had a nightmare.

Logan: Do you have nightmares?

Laura: Si. People hurt me.

Logan: Mine are different.

Laura: Por que?

Logan: I hurt people.

Laura: [holds up the adamantium bullet] Que es esto?

Logan: You know what it is. It's made out of adamantium. That's what they put inside of us. That's why it can kill us. Probably what's killing me now. That was a long time ago. I kept it as a reminder of what I am. Now I keep it to, uh... actually I, uh... I was thinking of shooting myself with it. Like Charles said.

Laura: I've hurt people too.

Logan: You're gonna have to learn how to live with that.

Laura: They were bad people.

Logan: All the same...

Logan: Who is she?

Charles Xavier: She's like you... she's very much like you.

Logan: Take your friends and run... They'll keep coming, and coming... You don't have to fight anymore.

[holds Laura's hand]

Logan: Go... Don't be what they made you.

[pause]

Logan: Laura.

Laura: [crying] Daddy.

Logan: [smiles] So... this is what it feels like.

[Laura enters a convenience store. She opens a can of Pringles, grabs a can of Hypno Energy Drink, and tries on a pair of sunglasses before the store clerk notices her]

Convenience Store Clerk: Hello. You know you gotta pay for that, right?

[Laura tries to run away, but the clerk blocks him as he takes the food away from her]

Convenience Store Clerk: Hey, c'mon. Where are your parents?

[Laura suddenly grabs the clerk, flips him to the floor, and prepares to stab him with her claws before Logan steps in and stops her]

Logan: Not okay!

[Logan looks at the frightened clerk]

Logan: I'm sorry. Do you sell phone chargers?

[Clerk points at the counter. Logan grabs a phone charger and a cigar before he and Laura leave the store]

Logan: Bad shit happens to people I care about.

[first lines]

Logan: What the fuck?

Charles Xavier: [sees the Munsons in trouble] They need our help.

Logan: Someone will come along!

Charles Xavier: Someone HAS come along.

[from trailer]

Charles Xavier: Logan, what did you do?

Logan: The world is not the same as it was, Charles. Mutants... they're gone now.

Logan: Your friends, they seem nice... Kinda reminds me of -

[Laura walks by him with a scowl. He notices and reaches for her arm comfortingly]

Logan: Hey... Hey, hey, what's goin' on? Huh?

[Laura recoils her arm from Logan and his now concerned demeanor is now defensive and angry]

Logan: You're with your pals. You made it!

Laura: Where will you go?

Logan: [Shrugs] Nearest bar, for starters.

[Laura continues to walk away from him with a scoff]

Logan: Hey, I got you here; that's all I signed up for. I even gave back the money!

Laura: [Condescendingly] Such a nice man.

Logan: Hey, I never asked for this! Alright? *Charles* never asked for this, *Caliban* never asked for this! And they are six feet under the ground!

[Laura coldly looks at Logan]

Logan: I don't know what Charles put in your head, but I am *not* whatever it is you think I am, okay? I only met you, like, a *week* ago! You got your Rebecca, your Delillah, your blah, blah, blah, whatever. Everything you asked for, you've *got* it!

[Logan's voice begins to break and starts to tear up slightly]

Logan: And it is *better* this way... 'Cause I *suck* at this... Bad shit happens... to people I care about... Understand me?

Laura: [Coldly] Then I'll be fine...

Logan: Where we're going, "Eden..." It doesn't exist. The nurse got it from a comic book. You understand? It's not real.

Charles Xavier: [weakly] It is for Laura...

[looks at Logan sternly]

Charles Xavier: It is for Laura.

Charles Xavier: Logan.

Logan: I don't wanna talk about it. I don't wanna hear it anymore.

Charles Xavier: Logan.

Logan: Just stop!

Charles Xavier: I have to pee.

Logan: [as a noisy self-driving truck passes him on the highway] Motherfucking auto trucks!

Charles Xavier: Language, Logan. And you're screaming at a machine.

Logan: [about Laura] Oh, what? She can gut a man with her feet, but she can't hear a few naughty words?

Charles Xavier: You leave me alone with that fucking albino. He doesn't listen to me... I know a damn speciation when I see one.

Logan: What?

Charles Xavier: Speciation. New mutant. A young one. There are forces trying to kill them. They want help.

Logan: [sarcastically] Forces, forces... It's too bad you're not in that business anymore.

Charles Xavier: They don't want me, they want you.

[Logan snorts]

Charles Xavier: Oh, yes. That's how fucking stupid they are... They're waiting for you at the Statue of Liberty.

Logan: Statue of Liberty was a long time ago, Charles. A long time. There are no new mutants, you understand? Hasn't been a new one born in 25 years. Not anywhere. I always thought we were part of God's plan. Maybe... Maybe we were God's mistake.

Charles Xavier: [sadly] What a disappointment you are... When I found you, you were pursuing a career as a cage fighter. You were an animal... But we took you in. I gave you a family.

Logan: [somberly] They're gone now.

Charles Xavier: Logan... What did you do?

[Logan walks away]

Charles Xavier: What did you do? Answer me! Why are we here? No one should live like this, drugged in a fucking tank!

Logan: It's for your own good.

[exits the room]

Charles Xavier: No, no! It's not!

[door slams]

Charles Xavier: You're waiting for me to die...

Caliban: A year ago... you asked me to help you, and... God knows, I've tried... But I can't help you, Logan, not really... if you're not gonna talk to me.

[Logan, sitting beside Caliban, looks down and away from him]

Caliban: I hear you at night; you're not sleeping; you don't wanna talk about that... Or the booze you're drinking... Or the puss you're wiping away from your knuckles. Or the blood I wash from your clothes. Or the... fresh wounds in your chest; the ones that aren't healing... And I'm pretty sure you don't wanna talk about the fact that you can't read the label on that bottle...

[Logan looks bewildered then takes the bottle to try and read it]

Caliban: It says 'Ibuprofen'.

[In a fit of anger, Logan smacks Caliban's drink from his hand, shattering the cup]

Caliban: That was my favourite mug.

Logan: Stay outta my shit.

Logan: I don't know how you got me here, but... thank you.

Laura: De nada.

Logan: You can talk? You can talk?

Donald Pierce: Geez, Wolverine, seeing you like this, it just breaks my damn heart.

Logan: As soon as I rip it out of your chest, fucker.

Logan: [shows Laura the X-Men comics he found in her backpack] You read these in your spare time?

[to Charles]

Logan: Oh yeah, Charles, we got ourselves an X-Men fan.

[to Laura]

Logan: You do know they're all bullshit, right? Maybe a quarter of it happened, and not like this. In the real world, people die, and no self-promoting asshole in a fucking leotard can stop this.

Charles Xavier: Logan.

Logan: This is ice cream for bed-wetters.

Charles Xavier: Logan.

Logan: Your nurse had been feeding you some grade-A bullshit.

Charles Xavier: I don't think Laura needs reminding of life's impermanence.

Logan: Where's Caliban?

Donald Pierce: Why don't you tell me where the girl is first? Or I can ask the old man, he seems quite friendly...

Logan: I told you she's not here. Where's Caliban, motherfucker?

Donald Pierce: Well, I left him in the same ditch you was going to leave me in...

Logan: I don't know how you got me here, but thank you.

Laura: De nada.

Logan: Yeah.

[Logan suddenly realizes Laura can talk]

Logan: You can talk?

[Laura nods]

Logan: You can talk?

[Laura looks at him and nods]

Logan: What the fuck? Why in the fuck... What's all this bullshit's been for the last 2,000 fucking miles?

[Laura starts yelling in Spanish]

Logan: What? Okay, shut up! Shut up! Shut the fuck up!

Laura: Jonah, Gideon, Rebecca, Delilah, Rictor.

Logan: What? Who's that?

Laura: Jonah, Gideon, Rebecca, Delilah, Rictor.

Logan: Who is that?

[Laura pulls out the envelope with the coordinates to Eden]

Laura: Jonah, Gideon, Rebecca, Delilah, Rictor. North Dakota.

Logan: What?

Laura: North Dakota, por favor.

[Logan tries to grab the envelope]

Laura: No, por favor.

[Logan grabs the envelope]

Logan: This place, okay? Your nurse, she read too many stories, you understand? Too many stories!

[Logan coughs as Laura pulls out an X-Men comic book]

Logan: I've seen it! I've seen it, okay? This all here. None of this... No existo, okay? You understand me? This Eden does not exist. No!

Laura: Si! Eden!

Logan: No! It's a fantasy, kid. See that? Those are the names of the people who just made this...

[coughs]

Logan: They made this whole thing up. Okay? This whole... It happened once and they just turned it into a big fucking lie!

[Laura argues with him in Spanish]

Logan: That's all it is. No! Fuck!

[Laura pulls out a map]

Logan: I know, I understand.

[Logan grabs the map]

Logan: This is a long way. You understand? I'm not taking you to North Dakota.

[pause]

Logan: I am fucked up. And I cannot get you there. It is a two-day drive. And I am not taking you...

[Laura punches him in the face and continues to yell at him in Spanish]

Logan: Don't fucking hit me! Don't hit me!

Laura: Jonah, Gideon, Rebecca, Delilah, Rictor.

Logan: Stop saying those names. Right now. Stop saying those names. Stop it! Stop! Fuck it. Fine, fine. You wanna go? I'll take you there. See for yourself. Let's go to fucking fantasyland.

[Logan starts the engine and drives off]

Logan: Who the fuck are you?

Donald Pierce: You know, you got some buckshot on your door. I hear you was in Phoenix. But then last night some friends of mine in Texas HP called, told me they found three dead cholos on a pullout at fifty-four. Not unusual I know. Except one was missing a hand another one a leg. So they was thinkin' it was either a escaped tiger or Freddy Krueger. But not one of them could drive: one being fictional the other one extinct. And since the wheel lugs they found belonged to a twenty-two Chrysler... Well, this is a twenty-two Chrysler.

[pauses for a moment]

Donald Pierce: She found you yet? Gabriela?

[leans closer to Logan]

Donald Pierce: See... I'm not looking for you Wolvie. Well, I'm really looking for someone who's looking for you. She took somethin' of mine when I wasn't lookin'. Something for which I'm responsible. Mexican lady. Has her sights on you now. Doesn't ring any bells?

Logan: I don't know any Gabriela, so get the fuck out of my car.

Donald Pierce: [offended] Ya know...

[leans even closer to Logan]

Donald Pierce: I know whatchu hiding amigo. The old cueball south of the border.

Logan: What do you want?

Donald Pierce: A little co-operation.

[hands Logan a business card, then throws it to Logan when he doesn't take it]

Donald Pierce: I'm a fan, by the way.

[exits the car]

Logan: [grabs the business card and finds out who Donald is] Fuck, fuck!

Logan: [to the valet after parking the battered limousine] Hey, keep it out front. Alright?

Logan: [to young Magneto] So, you always were an asshole.

Logan: [to Hank McCoy] Look kid, you and I are gonna be good friends.

[punches Hank in the face]

Logan: You just don't know it yet.

Logan: We need your help, Peter.

Pietro Maximoff: With what?

Logan: Breaking into a highly secured facility and get someone out.

Pietro Maximoff: Prison break? That's illegal, you know?

Logan: [Looks around and sees the items Peter has obviously stolen] Only if you get caught.

Hank McCoy: I probably shouldn't be asking this sort of thing... but in the future, do I make it?

Logan: No.

[Hank is mildly freaked out]

Logan: But we can change that, right?

Charles Xavier: [walks down stairs as a beasted up Hank and Logan fight] Hank? What's going on here?

Logan: Professor?

Charles Xavier: Please don't call me that.

Hank McCoy: Why? You know this guy?

Charles Xavier: Yeah... he looks slightly familiar. Get off the bloody chandelier, Hank!

[Hank drops down from hanging on it ]

Logan: You can walk?

Charles Xavier: You're a perceptive one.

Logan: I thought Erik...

Charles Xavier: Which makes it slightly that you managed to miss our sign on the way in. This is private property, my friend...

[points at Hank]

Charles Xavier: ...I'm going to have to ask him to ask you to leave.

Logan: Well, I'm afraid I can't do that because, uh... because I was sent here for you.

Charles Xavier: Well, tell whoever it was that sent you that I'm... busy.

Logan: Well, that's gonna be a little tricky. Because the person who sent me, was you.

Charles Xavier: What?

Logan: About fifty years from now.

Charles Xavier: About fifty years from now? Like, in the future "fifty years from now"?

Logan: Yeah.

Charles Xavier: I sent you from the future?

Logan: Yeah.

Charles Xavier: Piss off.

[Charles reads Logan's mind]

Charles Xavier: [horrified] You poor, poor man...

Logan: Look past me.

Charles Xavier: No... I don't want your suffering, I don't want your future!

Logan: Look past my future... Look for YOUR future... That's it...

Peter's Little Sister: I'm a princess. What are you?

Logan: [Takes off sunglasses] I'm the Wolverine.

[pause]

Logan: Where's your brother?

[Peter's sister points down the hall]

Ms. Maximoff: Go upstairs and bug your sister.

Peter's Little Sister: But she bugs me!

Logan: Listen to me, you piece of shit! I watched a lot of good people die, and I came back to stop that from happening!

Charles Xavier: We all gotta die sometime.

[walks off]

Hank McCoy: [to Logan] I told you, there's no professor here.

Logan: So I wake up in my younger body, God knows where, and then what?

Professor X: You'll need to go to my house and find me. Convince me of all this.

Logan: Won't you be able to read my mind?

Professor X: I didn't have my powers in 1973. Logan, you're going to have to do for me what I once did for you: lead me, guide me. I was a very different man then. You'll have to be patient with me.

Logan: [scoffs] Patience isn't my strongest suit.

Magneto: You'll need me as well.

Logan: What?

Magneto: After Mystique left Charles, she came with me, and I set her on a dangerous path, a darker path. It's going to take the two of us, side by side at a time when we couldn't be further apart.

[Logan looks at Professor X, who nods]

Logan: Great. So where do I find you?

Magneto: Well, it's complicated...

[from deleted scene]

Raven: [sees Logan] So Erik was telling the truth. You're really from the future.

Hank McCoy: Well, if you kill Trask, there'll be ten more like him.

Raven: Well then I'll kill them too, and anyone who comes next!

Logan: Let's just cut to the chase here, all right? You want to know how all this ends? Because I've seen you in the future!

Raven: Yeah? What am I like?

Logan: You're a cold murderous bitch!

Hank McCoy: Whoa!

Raven: [sarcastic] Well, don't hold back!

Logan: By the time they finish you - and they finish you - you've killed so much you're knee-deep in human AND mutant blood, you don't even know who you are!

Charles Xavier: [failing to use Cerebro] You don't understand, it's not a question of being rusty! I can flip the switches, I can turn the knobs, but my power doesn't comes from here...

[Points to his mind]

Charles Xavier: [points at his heart] It comes from here. And it's broken... I feel like one of my students, helpless... It was a mistake coming down here. It was a mistake freeing Erik. This whole thing has been one, bloody mistake! I'm sorry, Logan, but they sent back the wrong man!

[starts to exit Cerebro]

Logan: You're right. I am... Actually, it was supposed to be you. But I was the only one who could physically make the trip. And, uh, I don't know how long I've got here... But I do know, that a long time ago - actually a long time from now - I was your most helpless student, and you unlocked my mind. YOU showed me what I was, you showed me who I could be. I don't know how to do that for you; you're right, I don't... but I know someone who might. Look into my mind.

Charles Xavier: You saw what I did to Cerebro. You don't want me inside your head.

Logan: There's no damage you can do that hasn't already been done, trust me.

Logan: I know a guy. He can get into anywhere.

Hank McCoy: A teleporter?

Logan: No, he's just fast.

[Quicksilver blurs]

Professor X: What's the last thing you remember?

Logan: Drowning...

Charles Xavier: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! This is a code red situation! We are evacuating the entire floor, so that we - my, uh

[looks at Logan]

Charles Xavier: ... associate and I can, uh, secure the prisoner.

Surveillance Guard #1: Who are you?

Charles Xavier: We are... special operations CBFECI... C. Look: perhaps you didn't hear me when first I spoke, but it's *imperative* that you understand we are in *complete* lock down situation. We have to get you to the third floor...

Logan: [Rolling his eyes irritatedly, he grabs a pot and swiftly knocks the guards out, leaving Charles dumbfounded; he turns to him sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry. Were you finished?

Charles Xavier: He's being held hundred floors under the most heavily guarded building on the planet.

Logan: Why is he in there?

Charles Xavier: Oh, he forgot to mention you?

[laughs]

Hank McCoy: [whispers to Logan] Uh, JFK.

Logan: [surprised] He killed...?

Charles Xavier: How else would you explain a bullet miraculously curving through the air? Erik always had his way with guns.

Erik Lehnsherr: How did you lose them?

Charles Xavier: The treatment for my spine affects my DNA.

Erik Lehnsherr: You sacrificed your powers so you could walk?

Charles Xavier: I sacrificed my powers so that I could sleep!... What do you know about it?

Erik Lehnsherr: I've lost my fair share.

Charles Xavier: Hah! Dry your eyes, Erik. Doesn't justify what you've done.

Erik Lehnsherr: You have no idea what I've done.

Charles Xavier: I know that you took the things that mean the most to me.

Erik Lehnsherr: Well, maybe you should have fought harder for them!

Charles Xavier: [stands up] If you want to fight, Erik, then I will give you a fight!

Logan: Sit down!

Erik Lehnsherr: [raises his hand calmly] Let him come.

Charles Xavier: [grabs Erik] You abandoned me! You took her away, and you abandoned me!

Erik Lehnsherr: Angel. Azazel. Emma. Banshee. Mutant brothers and sisters, all dead!

[the plane's controls start to freeze up and dive]

Erik Lehnsherr: Countless others, experimented on, butchered!

Hank McCoy: Erik!

Erik Lehnsherr: Where were you, Charles? We were supposed to protect them! Where were you when your own people needed you? Hiding! You and Hank! Pretending to be something you're not!

Hank McCoy: [at the controls] Erik!

[the plane steadies]

Erik Lehnsherr: You abandoned us ALL!

Logan: What happened to the School?

Hank McCoy: It's been shut for years. Are you a parent?

Logan: [scoffs] I sure as hell hope not! Who are you?

Hank McCoy: I'm Hank, Hank McCoy. I look after the house now.

Logan: [smiles] You're Beast? Look at you. I guess you're a late bloomer.

Hank McCoy: I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

[tries to shut the door]

Logan: [pushes against door] So where's the Professor?

Hank McCoy: There's no Professor here!

Logan: You're pretty strong for a scrawny kid. Come on, sure there's not a little Beast in there?

Hank McCoy: [struggling] No! He's not here!

Logan: Come on, Beast. Come on, Beastie...

Hank McCoy: No!

[gives way as Logan bursts through door]

Charles Xavier: I'll do it, to save her. Not for your future whatever.

Logan: Fair enough.

Logan: In the beginning the Sentinels were just targeting mutants. Then they began to identify the genetics in non-mutants who'd eventually have mutant children or grandchildren, and they started targeting everyone. Many of the humans tried to help us, it was a slaughter... leaving only the worst of humanity in charge. I've been in a lot of wars, I've never seen anything like this. And it all starts with her.

[from trailer]

Logan: [to young Xavier] Use your power. Bring the X-Men together. Guide us, lead us...

Professor X: Logan, don't you have a class to teach?

Logan: A class... to... teach?

Professor X: Aye, history.

Logan: History... Well, actually I could use some help with that.

Professor X: Help with what?

Logan: Pretty much everything since 1973.

[Professor then looks at Logan]

Logan: I think the history I know is a little bit different.

[the Professor reads his mind, and understands]

Professor X: Welcome back.

Logan: It's good to see you, Charles. It's good to see all of you.

Professor X: [smiles] Well, I had a promise to keep. You and I have a lot of catching up to do.

Logan: Here's how this is going to play out, you're going to give me your keys and cash for gas.

Pinstripe Mafioso: Why, because you're from the future?

Logan: [pops his claws] No, because of THESE.

Hank McCoy: I rigged up this communications device to allow us to see all the networks America is airing!

Logan: [sarcastically] Wow, all three networks.

Hank McCoy: And PBS!

Logan: Whatever happens from now, promise me one thing. Storm, Scott, Jean... you'll look out for these names and protect them.

Charles Xavier: I'll do my best, Logan.

Erik Lehnsherr: [to Logan] I take it we're best buddies in the future?

Logan: I spent a lot of years trying to bring you down, bub.

Erik Lehnsherr: How's that work out for you?

Logan: ...You're like me. You're a survivor.

Logan: We're gonna need Magneto...

Charles Xavier: That man is a monster! He is held hundred floors beneath THE most heavily guarded building in the world.

Logan: If you had your powers you'd know I was telling the truth.

Charles Xavier: How do you know I don't have...

[pause]

Charles Xavier: Who are you?

Logan: I told you.

Charles Xavier: Are you CIA?

Logan: No.

Charles Xavier: Have you been watching me?

Logan: I know you, Charles. We've been friends for years. I know your powers came when you were nine. I know you thought you were going crazy when it started; all the... voices in your head, and it wasn't until you were 12 that you realized the voices were in everyone else's head. Do you want me to go on?

Charles Xavier: I never told anyone that.

Logan: Not yet, no, but... you will.

Charles Xavier: All right, you've piqued my interest. What do you want?

Logan: We have to stop Raven. I need your help. We need your help.

Charles Xavier: [emotional] I think I'd like to wake up now...

[walks away]

Hank McCoy: [to Logan] What does she have to do with this?

[Charles stumbles and grabs his head]

Logan: You okay?

Charles Xavier: [points at his legs] When this goes... this comes back!

[points at his head]

Pinstripe Mafioso: You were supposed to guard the boss's daughter, not screw her!

Logan: I didn't do sleep with her!... Okay I slept with her many times.

Logan: You have any good news?

Kitty Pryde: Well, you don't really age so you'll pretty much look the same.

Logan: [sees young Xavier for the first time] You can walk?

Charles Xavier: Aren't you the clever one.

Logan: Patience isn't exactly my strongest suit.

[Logan throws Noburo off the balcony of his condominium... into a swimming pool]

Yukio: How did you know there's a pool down there?

Logan: I didn't.

[during the credits]

[as Logan checks into an airport, he notices metallic items levitating. Suddenly, he is frozen and is confronted by Magneto]

Logan: What do you want?

Magneto: There are dark forces, Logan. Human forces building a weapon that could bring about the end of our kind. What do I want? I want your help.

Logan: Why would I trust you?

Magneto: You wouldn't.

[Magneto releases Logan. Logan sees that everyone around him is frozen]

Charles Xavier: [wheels up] Hello, Logan.

Logan: How is this possible?

Charles Xavier: As I told you a long time ago, you are not the only one with gifts.

Logan: [about rescuing Mariko] I'm gonna get her.

Harada: We are grateful for your protection of Mariko. But there is one more sacrifice you must make for her family.

Logan: Go fuck yourself, pretty boy!

Mariko: This is Mieko from the hotel and her grandson, Hitoshi.

Logan: Is he a doctor?

Mariko: In a matter of speaking, yes. He's a veterinarian... student. Large animal.

Logan: Thanks.

[Logan tries to shake the boy's hand and the boy draws back fearfully]

Logan: Whoa.

Mariko: You may have cut him once or twice while he was stitching you.

[after Logan is given a bath and haircut by Yashida's servants, he follows Yukio to meet Yashida. He notices her smiling]

Logan: What?

[Yukio continues to smile]

Logan: What?

Yukio: You look nice.

Logan: I feel violated.

[Shingen stabs Logan with a katana, to no purpse]

Shingen: What kind of monster are you?

Logan: The Wolverine!

[stabs Shingen]

[first lines]

[an air raid begins on Nagasaki. At a prison camp, a young lieutenant sets all the prisoners free]

Young Yashida: You! Go! Go!

Logan: [in a pit] That was a B-29, bub. There's no outrunning what's coming. You're better off down here. I'd hurry if I were you.

Noburo: Shingen! Shingen!

Logan: Keep going.

Noburo: Since he got sick... old man Yashida spent billions on doctors, healers. Stockpiling adamantium at his lab in the North... secretly trying to prolong his life. He brought the company to the edge of bankruptcy! He was obsessed with you!

[chatters at Yukio in Japanese]

Logan: [punches him] English!

Noburo: Shingen lied, protected the old man... concealed the debt from stockholders and the board. He tried to be a good son and thought he'd be rewarded.

Logan: And then the old man left everything to his granddaughter.

Yukio: [glares at Noburo] If Mariko got all the power, she would dump his ass.

Noburo: It's true... Mariko would have NEVER gone through with the wedding... not once the will was revealed... She never took to me...

Logan: Oh, really? A class act like you?

Noburo: Shingen promised me a fortune for my help.

Logan: So you put a hit on his daughter. Is that it?

Noburo: Political careers do not last forever...

Logan: That's right...

[grabs and hauls Noburo]

Noburo: Wait! Wait! No! You wanted the truth. I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH!

Logan: I didn't like it!

[hurls Noburo through a window]

[last lines]

Yukio: So, have you decided?

Logan: What?

Yukio: Mariko says we can go wherever we want. Just say where.

Logan: What are you doing?

Yukio: I'm your bodyguard. So, where do you want to go?

Logan: Uh... Let's just start with up.

Yukio: And then?

Logan: We'll see.

Yukio: Interesting.

Yukio: You're a soldier, and you seek what all soldiers do.

Logan: And what's that?

Yukio: An honorable death. An end to your pain.

Logan: Who says I'm in pain?

Yukio: A man who has nightmares every night of his life is in pain.

[Yukio leads Logan to the bathroom, where they are greeted by two women behind a hot tub]

Yukio: Shizo and Saki are going to disinfect you. Give you a shave.

Logan: Like hell they are!

[Yukio draws a knife at him]

Yukio: Get in the tub!

Logan: Whoa.

Yukio: Get in the tub!

Logan: Really?

Logan: Your grandfather called me a ronin, a samurai without a master. He said I was destined to live forever, with no reason to live.

Mariko: Was he right?

Logan: Yes.

Mariko: Still?

[they kiss]

[Logan catches Noburo carousing with two strippers]

Logan: Call me old fashioned, but I thought being engaged meant you were done with this kind of bullshit.

Noburo: I am the Minister of Justice. Do you have any idea what I could do to you?

Logan: Really? You're gonna try and talk tough standing there in your red underwear?... You have ten words... TEN words... to explain to me why YOU, the Minister of Justice, would want your fiancée killed by the Yakuza. And if I don't like what you say, you're goin' through that window!

Noburo: You don't have the faintest idea what's going on...

[Logan punches Noburo]

Logan: How many words was that?

Yukio: Nine.

Logan: Nine... You have one word left.

Logan: A lot of people have tried to kill me, and I'm still here.

Yukio: Yeah, but you're different now, aren't you? They can hurt you. They can kill you.

Logan: You the one who was attacked by the grizzly?

Red Beard: I'm the one that survived.

Logan: I'd like to buy this man a drink.

Red Beard: What's your name, mister?

[Logan sticks an arrow in the man's hand]

Logan: It's Logan. And that's a poison broadhead, which, last I heard, was illegal. Go ahead, ask me where I found it. Ask me.

Red Beard: Where did you find it?

Logan: Well, funny you should ask. I pulled it out of the back a grizzly. Whoever shot it, didn't have wind or the balls to track the animal properly and put it out of its misery. Instead of dropping a lethal dose of the poison it bled into the bear, made him crazy, killed five people.

Red Beard: I don't know what you're talking about. Because I don't dip my arrows in anything.

Logan: In that case, you got nothing to worry about.

Young Yashida: Please. Take it. Thank you.

[gives a katana to Wolverine]

Young Yashida: No. Two hands. Japanese sword require two hands.

Logan: Like that?

Young Yashida: That's it.

Logan: It's beautiful, Yashida. But I can't take it.

Young Yashida: Please. Take it. Thank you.

Logan: Keep it safe. Keep it safe for me. Someday, I'll come get it.

Mariko: Am I wrong to think you might visit me soon?

[Mariko and Logan kiss]

Mariko: Stay.

Logan: I can't, Princess. I'm a soldier, and I've been hiding too long.

Mariko: When I was a little girl, I had nightmares. I'd wake up and run to my parents. My father would get angry. "Go back to bed. Face your fears." My grandfather was different. He told me stories about Kuzuri, his friend. Who he met at the bottom of a well. He said the Kuzuri was magical and saved his life. He said Kuzuri would save me, too, as I slept in my bed. Who's Jean? Is she like you? What happened to her?

Logan: She died. I killed her. Along with the Kuzuri.

[Wolverine takes a bottle to the face in a bar]

Logan: Damn. That hurt.

[pulls the glass from his and pops his claws]

Logan: Sorry, Jean.

Yukio: [stops him] I wouldn't bother with them. Most of them will die soon anyway, without your help. Three of them, a week from now in the same truck.

Harada: I see you've come to fight. It's pointless. You're weak. You're outnumbered. The Black Clan has protected the House of Yashida for 700 years.

[a horde of ninjas surround Logan]

Logan: Is that all the men you brought?

Logan: I said, wait in the car.

Yukio: You need backup. You're not safe, not in your condition. Just think of me as your bodyguard.

Viper: I'm sorry, I wish I could say more, but I was hired in part for my discretion.

Logan: I'm sure you were.

Viper: That and a certain talent for combining biochemistry and metaphysics. High-grade toxins are my specialty. It helps to be genetically immune to every poison known to man, as I am. And immune to the toxin that is man himself as I am.

Logan: I'll tell you what, you twisted mutant bitch, why don't you open these bracelets and we'll see who's made of what?

[Logan pops his claws trying to break the bracelets]

Viper: The claws. Now we can begin.

[Logan sees a device on his heart]

Logan: I gotta get this thing out of me!

Yukio: How?... No, Logan. I saw you die. I'm never wrong. I'm never wrong!

Logan: You're not always right. You didn't know the old man was gonna bite it.

Yukio: I saw you die in a room like this with your heart in your hand!

Logan: I can't leave her with those freaks and killers, Yuk. I'm the only chance she's got - but not with that thing inside me!

Yukio: You're going to die, Logan!

Logan: Maybe that's okay...

[he cuts open his chest]

Yukio: No, listen to me, Logan! No! Stop! Logan!

Logan: You're not gonna want to watch this part...

[Logan reaches into his chest for the device on his heart]

Logan: [to Shingen] You tried to kill your daughter. Live with that.

[Logan stops Shingen from killing Yukio]

Logan: Don't hurt my friends!

Jean Grey: Can you stay?

Logan: I can't.

Jean Grey: Yes, you can. This is what you wanted.

Logan: Not anymore.

Jean Grey: I'm all alone here. You put me here.

Logan: You were hurting people, Jean. I had to. I love you, Jean. I always will.

Yukio: I was wrong.

Logan: Told you.

Logan: [sees a picture] This is the guy from the funeral, the archer. He was your boyfriend.

Mariko: That's Harada. We were village champions that summer. He with the bow and me with the knives.

Logan: I'll never hurt you or anyone ever again. I made a vow.

Jean Grey: A solemn vow?

Logan: You're making fun of me.

Jean Grey: It's too late.

[notices he stabbed Jean]

Logan: No! No, Jean! No, no, no! Please!

Jean Grey: You can't hide.

Logan: No, no, no! Please!

Jean Grey: You can't hide!

Logan: No, Jean! No!

Logan: You said you knew the future of those assholes in the bar.

Yukio: I know they are going to die. We are all going to die.

Logan: You said they would die in the same truck, in a week. If you're right, that's quite a talent.

Yukio: We don't all have claws.

Logan: So, do I die on this plane?

Yukio: No. Not on this plane.

Logan: Where's Mariko?

Shingen: That Viper bitch took her. It was my father's obsession with mutation, with God's mistakes like you and her, that ruined this house.

Yashida: Eternity can be a curse. It hasn't been easy for your, living without time. The losses you have had to suffer. A man can run out of things to live for. Lose his purpose. Become a ronin. A samurai without a master. I can end your eternity. Make you mortal.

Logan: What they did to me, what I am, can't be undone.

Yashida: Yashida Industries can do anything. We have reason to believe your ability to heal can be passed.

Logan: Passed?

Yashida: From you to another. You have struggled long enough, Logan.

Logan: I'm confused. I cam here to say goodbye to a man I once knew.

Yashida: I am the same man. I was not ready to die then. I am not ready to die now. But you are, aren't you?

Logan: Are you offering to kill me?

Yashida: No. Not right away. You can live an ordinary life. Fall in love, have a family, grow old. And one day, die an ordinary death. It can be done.

Logan: Yeah, look, nice to see you again. Sorry you got sick.

Logan: So, where are we headed, Mariko?

[Mariko doesn't answer]

Logan: Where are we going?

Mariko: I'm going to the end of the line. My family has a home in the South.

Logan: That's stupid. No offense, but they're gonna know to look for you there.

Mariko: Not this place.

Logan: Look, you wanna be left alone?

Mariko: Yes.

Logan: I understand.

Mariko: Do you?

Logan: Oh, yeah. Trust me. Problem is, if I do that, I don't think you're gonna live to see the end of the day. You can't pretend shit isn't happening when it is, Princess, unless you want to die. In that case, you're playing this perfectly.

Logan: Your father was a good man.

Shingen: He would often say the same about you. But then, he was always fascinated with your kind. Tell me, why do you think he sent for our little Yukio to fetch you?

Logan: To say goodbye.

Shingen: And now you have. Time for you to go back to your cave.

Cashier: You're not a hunter, are you?

Logan: Not anymore.

Logan: I was here when it happened. It's how I met your grandfather. We hid in there.

[points to a former bunker]

Mariko: I heard the stories. My grandfather would say what happened was proof that everything in the world finds peace. Eventually. That man can recover from anything. Maybe you, too.

Logan: [to the Silver Samurai] You asked me to come say goodbye... Sayonara!

[he throws the Silver Samurai through the wall and over a cliff]

Logan: [grabs a sword] Hey! Bub!

[Logan knocks off the Silver Samurai's helmet]

Yukio: I saw you die.

Logan: What?

Yukio: I saw you die.

Logan: What? Just now?

Yukio: A while ago. But it's not like I get a complete picture. More like looking through a keyhole. But I'm always right. All I can see is one part of a person's life... their death. And I saw yours.

Logan: So, what did you see?

Yukio: I see you on your back. There's blood everywhere. You're holding your own heart in your hand. It's not beating.

Logan: [opens car door] I don't have time for this shit.

Logan: Take me to Noburo.

Yukio: Logan...

Logan: Take me to him.

Yukio: I need to tell you something...

Logan: Do it! Now!

Logan: [watching Shingen fight] He's good.

Yukio: He's all right.

[Young Yashida prepares to kill himself]

Logan: [grabs him] Go, now!

[throws Young Yashida into a pit]

Logan: So the other night at the house, when you uh... ran out in the rain, what did mean?

Mariko: My grandfather was dying.

Logan: You knew he was gonna die, he'd been sick for a long time.

Mariko: It wasn't his death I feared.

Logan: What then?

Logan: What did he tell you that night? Mariko, why did your father hit you?

Mariko: I was trying to warn him.

Logan: About what? What did your grandfather tell you?

Mariko: He told me... that in three days, when they read his will I will become the most powerful person in Japan. He gave it all to me.

Logan: The company.

Mariko: I didn't want it. He knew that. I don't understand why he gave it to me. It was all my father dreamed of.

Logan: And that's why.

Young Yashida: How old are you?

Logan: It's been a long time. Many wars. Understand?

[pause]

Logan: Too many fucking wars.

Yukio: I've been trying to find you for over a year.

Logan: Why?

Yukio: [refers to samurai sword] To give you that. My employer wanted you to have it.

Logan: Who's your employer?

Yukio: Master Yashida. He said it belongs to you, and that he's paying all debts. Master Yashida is dying. He wants to thank you for saving his life all those years ago. He knows that you are a... busy man. But he very much wants to say his goodbye in person.

Logan: All right, where is he?

Yukio: Tokyo.

Logan: Wait... I'm not going to Japan.

Yukio: It would be dishonorable for you to refuse his request.

Logan: Well, apologize to Mr. Yashida, I'm not going to Tokyo. All right? I've got things to do.

Yukio: Do not apologize. It's been an honor just to meet the Wolverine.

Logan: That's not who I am anymore, you understand?

Logan: Something's not right!

Logan: So, what happened to the badass in boots?

Yukio: Master Yashida is traditional. One eye on the past and the other on the future.

Logan: [struggling in a chair] I can do this all day, you twisted mutant bitch!

Viper: You have courage... but that won't save you now.

[the Silver Samurai activates]

Logan: What about this fiancé of yours, Nostromo?

Mariko: Noburo.

Logan: Does he know about this?

Mariko: No.

Logan: Why are you marrying him? He seems like kind of an asshole.

Mariko: My father arranged it, last year.

Logan: What?

Mariko: It gives him better access to the political theater. To disobey my father would be to dishonor him. I don't expect you to understand. You are not Japanese.

Logan: There's someone here.

Cyclops: Where?

Logan: I don't know. Keep your eye open.

[after getting in the car with Logan/Wolverine]

Rogue: You don't have anything to eat, do you?

[Logan reaches across her into the glove compartment and hands her something to eat]

Rogue: I'm Rogue.

[looks across the seat to look at him and spots his dog tag]

Rogue: Were you in the army? Doesn't, doesn't that mean you were in the army?

[she stops talking and looks around. She spots the trailer in the back]

Rogue: Wow.

Logan: What?

Rogue: It's just that, suddenly my life doesn't look that bad.

Logan: Well, if you prefer the road...

Rogue: [quickly] No, it looks great. It looks cozy.

[They go quiet. Rogue begins to rub her cold hand together. Logan turns on the heater]

Logan: Put your hands on the heater.

[He reaches for her hand and she pulls back]

Logan: I'm not gonna hurt you kid.

Rogue: [shakes her head and puts back on her gloves] It's nothing personal. It's just that, when people touch my skin, something happens.

Logan: What?

Rogue: I don't know, they just get hurt.

Logan: Fair enough. So, what kind of name is Rogue?

Rogue: I don't know. What kind of name is Wolverine?

Logan: My name is Logan.

Rogue: Marie.

Logan: Everybody get out of here!

Storm: Why?

Logan: I can't move.

[Magneto appears]

Rogue: Hey.

[Logan turns and looks at her]

Rogue: You running again?

Logan: No, not really. I've got some things to take care of up north.

Rogue: Oh.

[They stand in silence for a few moments, then Logan reaches out and plays with her hair, which now has a prominent white streak. She jumps back a little and then smiles]

Rogue: I kinda like it.

Logan: Yeah.

Rogue: I don't want you to go.

[Logan looks around at his small pack of stuff and then undoes his dog tags. Then he takes her hand, places them inside, then pushes her fingers over them. She looks up at him]

Logan: I'll be back for this.

[He turns and walks out the door with her staring after him, smiling]

[Logan has found his way to the Professor's office]

Prof. Charles Francis Xavier: I'm Charles Xavier. Would you like some breakfast?

Logan: Where am I?

Prof. Charles Francis Xavier: Westchester, New York. My people brought you here for medical attention.

Logan: I don't need medical attention.

Prof. Charles Francis Xavier: Yes, of course.

[Logan confronts Magneto for the first time]

Magneto: You must be Wolverine. That remarkable metal doesn't run through your entire body, does it?

Logan: What do you want with me?

Magneto: You? My dear boy, who ever said I wanted you?

[Logan looks at Marie]

Logan: [finds Rouge stowing away in his trailer] Hey! What the hell are you doing?

Rogue: I'm sorry. I need a ride, I thought you could help me. I... I don't have any money. Could you give me a lift to the next town or...

Logan: [cutting her off] Get out!

Rogue: [as Logan pulls her out] But we're in the middle of nowhere. Where am I supposed to go?

Logan: [shrugs] I don't know.

Rogue: You don't know, or you don't care?

Logan: [cynical tone] Pick one!

Rogue: I saved your life!

Logan: No, you didn't.

Storm: Help us! Fight with us!

Logan: Fight with you! Join the team? Be an X-Man? Who the hell do you think you are? You're a mutant. The whole world out there is full of people who hate and fear you and you're wasting your time trying to protect them? I've got better things to do!

Logan: Have you ever...

Dr. Jean Grey: Used Cerebro? No. It takes a degree of control and for someone like me it's...

Cyclops: Dangerous.

Logan: [Logan's first line] Beer.

Erik Lehnsherr: Excuse me, I'm Erik Lehnsherr.

Professor Charles Xavier: Charles Xavier.

Logan: Go fuck yourself.

Logan: Go fuck yourself.

Wade Wilson: Great. Stuck in an elevator with five guys on a high-protein diet.

William Stryker: Oh, Wade.

Wade Wilson: Dreams really do come true.

William Stryker: Just shut it! You're up next.

Wade Wilson: Thank you, sir. You look really nice today. It's the green. It brings out the seriousness in your eyes.

Logan: Oh, my God. Do you ever shut up, pal?

Wade Wilson: No. Not when I'm awake.

William Stryker: Your country needs you.

Logan: I'm Canadian.

Wade Wilson: I love this weapon more than any other thing in the whole wide world, and you wanna know why?

Victor Creed: No.

Wade Wilson: It's memorable. Sure it's a little bulky, tough to get on a plane. You whip out a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriend's wedding, they will never, ever forget it.

Victor Creed: That's funny Wade, but I've think you've mistaken me with someone who gives a shit.

Wade Wilson: Granted, it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun, or bone-claws, or the fingernails of a bag-lady...

[Victor draws his claws, Wilson draws his blades]

Wade Wilson: Manicure?

Logan: [to Victor] Easy.

Logan: Are you Remy LeBeau?

Remy LeBeau: Do I owe you money?

Logan: No.

Remy LeBeau: Then Remy LeBeau, I am.

Kayla Silverfox: Do you know why the moon is so lonely?

Logan: Why?

Kayla Silverfox: Because she used to have a lover.

Logan: You tell this to the kids?

Kayla Silverfox: No.

[Logan laughs]

Kayla Silverfox: His name was Kuekuatsu and they lived in the spirit world together.

Logan: Oh, this is a true story.

Kayla Silverfox: Mm-hm. And every night, they would wander the skies together. But, one of the other spirits was jealous. Trickster wanted the Moon for himself. So he told Kuekuatsu that the Moon had asked for flowers; he told him to come to our world and pick her some wild roses. But Kuekuatsu didn't know that once you leave the spirit world, you can never go back. And every night, he looks up in the sky and sees the Moon and howls her name. But... he can never touch her again.

Logan: Wow. Koo-koo-ka-choo got screwed.

[Logan reveals his adamantium claws]

Victor Creed: Oooh, shiny! Tell me something, Jimmy. Do you even know how to kill me?

Logan: I'm gonna cut your goddamned head off! See if that works!

[Creed laughs]

Logan: [holding Stryker in a chokehold to the wall] For six years I've been here, no one knew me. And then you show up, and the next day she's dead!

William Stryker: I tried to warn you.

Logan: Why didn't you tell me it was Victor?

William Stryker: I didn't know!

Logan: [slams him against the wall] Bullshit! Why?

William Stryker: I swear on my son's life, I didn't!

[Logan releases his grip on him]

William Stryker: Victor's appetite was becoming too public. I had to lock him up. He felt I betrayed him. He went AWOL. He said he was coming for all of us.

Logan: You didn't come to warn me, you came to save your own ass.

[walks off]

William Stryker: So what's your plan, Captain? You can't beat him, Logan, you know you can't!

Logan: I'm gonna go find him and kill him.

William Stryker: I can give you the tools to defeat him.

[Logan stops and turns to look at Stryker]

William Stryker: And we can still save the others.

Logan: You mean save yourself, right?

William Stryker: I promise you two things: You will suffer more pain than any other man can endure. But you will have your revenge.

Logan: I come with you, I'm coming for blood. No law, no code of conduct. You point me in the right direction, you get the hell out of my way.

William Stryker: I have a job for you.

Logan: I already have a job.

David North: Lumberjack? Eighteen grand a year?

Logan: Eighteen five. Plus I haven't had to kill anybody.

David North: Miss it?

Logan: Right about now I am.

David North: Yeah?

William Stryker: Zero, back to the car.

Logan: [nods to the car as Zero keeps looking at him] Atta boy.

[clicks tongue. Zero goes to the car]

Wade Wilson: Fred got a new tattoo. I'm concerned.

Logan: [looks at Fred's tattoo of a woman] Jesus, Fred, you just met her last night.

Frederick J. Dukes: I love her.

Logan: You love her? After one night?

Frederick J. Dukes: She's a gymnast.

[Creed has a drink in a bar after killing Silver Fox]

Bartender: You're not from around here, are you?

Victor Creed: [carving a smiley face into the table] What gave me away?

Logan: [outside, having tracked Creed down] VICTOR!

Victor Creed: [to the bartender] You got insurance on this place?

Bartender: Insurance? No.

Victor Creed: Too bad...

[Logan crashes into the bar]

Victor Creed: Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.

Bartender: Guys, whatever this is, take it outside.

Logan: I wanna know why!

Victor Creed: Why? You don't call. You don't write. How else am I supposed to get your attention?

[They charge at each other]

Logan: [upon seeing the obese Fred] Fred Dukes? That looks like the creature that ate Fred Dukes.

John Wraith: Hey, be nice, man.

Logan: [looks at Fred's tattoo] Hey, fat... Fred. I seem to remember that girl when was about 85 pounds, huh?

Frederick J. Dukes: Oh, that's funny. You're still so funny, Logan.

Logan: You know where Victor is?

Frederick J. Dukes: No idea.

Logan: Where's the island, slim?

Frederick J. Dukes: Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Logan.

Logan: [gets into the ring] Listen, I ain't leaving here till you tell me where Victor is. So come on, bub, for old times' sake, huh?

Frederick J. Dukes: Did you just call me... Blob?

Logan: No, but...

[Fred cold cocks him by knocking him out of the ring]

John Wraith: I told you not to mention his weight. Why'd you call him Blob?

Logan: I didn't call him Blob, I said bub! God damn it!

Remy LeBeau: You don't like flying, huh?

Logan: I'm fine. Just concentrate on what you're doing.

Remy LeBeau: You sure? You got a bit of sweat on your brow there.

Logan: Very funny. Just keep your eyes on the...

Remy LeBeau: On the what? The clouds? Keep my eyes on the clouds?

Logan: You're going up and down like a freaking yo-yo here! Where'd you get this thing, anyway?

Remy LeBeau: Oh, this is my baby. I won here in a game. Jacks over fives.

Logan: Great.

Remy LeBeau: Relax. We're almost there.

[they arrive at the island]

Remy LeBeau: There it is. The island. Three Mile Island. Hiding in plain sight. No one's gonna snoop around a nuclear reactor. They think it's gonna turn them into freaks.

Logan: Like you?

Frederick J. Dukes: You gonna puke?

Logan: If we were meant to fly, we'd grow wings.

David North: Aww, don't worry Nancy, more people die from driving than flying.

Logan: Yeah? How 'bout impaling?

John Wraith: Hey be nice! Or be your approximation of nice... would you like a bucket?

Logan: [to Agent Zero] Still shootin' first, askin' questions later?

David North: [shoots Wolverine's cigar to pieces] Still smoking cheap cigars?

Logan: This doesn't change anything between us. We're done.

Victor Creed: We could never be done, James. After all, we're brothers. And brothers look out for each other.

William Stryker: [over the radio] Zero!

David North: I'm down...

William Stryker: Zero, is he dead? Is Logan dead? Come in!

Logan: [speaking into the headphones] You tried to kill me.

William Stryker: Logan?

Logan: Where's Victor?

William Stryker: Come back to base, I'll explain everything. We'll take down Victor together...

Logan: Wrong answer. After I kill Victor, I'm coming for you.

William Stryker: Logan, if you go down this path, you're not gonna like what you find.

Logan: You wanted the animal, Colonel. You got it.

William Stryker: We're going to make you indestructible - but first, we're gonna have to destroy you. You remember what we were looking for in Africa?

Logan: I remember.

William Stryker: Well, I found it. It helped us to create a metal compound so strong, that you'll be able to withstand virtually anything. It's called adamantium. I can't put Victor down myself, Logan. To kill him, you'll have to embrace the other side, become the animal.

Logan: Let's do this.

William Stryker: Oh, I almost forgot...

[hold up Logan's dog tags]

Logan: I want new ones.

William Stryker: What do you want them to say?

Logan: Wolverine.

[from trailer]

Logan: I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do best isn't very nice. I'm the Wolverine.

William Stryker: You were sentenced for decapitating a senior officer. The warden tells me that your sentence was carried out by a firing squad at 1000 hours. How'd that go?

Logan: It tickled.

William Stryker: My name is Major William Stryker. You boys tired of running? Tired of denying your true nature? Tired of wars?

Victor Creed: Why do you care?

William Stryker: Oh, I care. I care because I know how valuable you are. I'm putting together a special team, with special privileges. So tell me, after defending this country for 150 years and 4 wars, how would you like to really serve your country?

William Stryker: Welcome to the war.

Remy LeBeau: When you said you were going to kill him, I thought you were exaggerating.

Logan: Do I look like a man who exaggerates?

Travis Hudson: We all got a choice, Son.

Logan: Mine got taken. That will never happen again.

Victor Creed: When are you gonna figure it out? We're not like them!

Logan: I am NOTHING like you.

Victor Creed: Sure you are. You just don't know it yet.

Logan: My whole life I felt like an animal. Then she came along.

Logan: [wearing boxing gloves] This is your idea of an idea?

John Wraith: Trying to help you out, Logan. Dukes don't like you that much and you know it.

Logan: Feeling's mutual.

John Wraith: Then use those gloves, man. Dance with him a little bit, allow him to let his anger out on you. I figured if you'd do that he'd probably tell you everything you wanna know.

Logan: Come on, man, look at him. Got a big old ass coming out the front of his shirt. Jesus. He's gonna have a coronary for Christ's sake. Is there even a stretcher big enough to take this guy out of here?

[Wolverine gets pummeled]

John Wraith: It ain't him I'm worried about getting out of here on a stretcher.

Logan: [grunts with pain] You're an asshole.

Remy LeBeau: Large ones a hundred, and small ones a fifty. May I deal you any?

Logan: Well, what do I get for seventeen bucks?

Remy LeBeau: [laughs] Seventeen dollars? A cab ride home, perhaps.

[to Zero, who shot the Hudsons]

Logan: Those were good people back there. Innocent people.

[walks off]

David North: [laughs] It's funny how innocent people tend to die around you!

[Wolverine stops, and uses his claws to ignite gasoline and blow up Zero's copter]

Logan: I thought you were the Moon and I was your Wolverine. Turns out you're the Trickster, and I'm just the fool who got played.

[from trailer]

Logan: We didn't sign up for this.

Victor Creed: Who do you think you are? This is what we do!

Logan: I'm done.

Victor Creed: We can't just let you walk away!

[Logan rips off his dog tags and walks away]

Victor Creed: Jimmy!

[last lines]

Logan: I'll find my own way.

Remy LeBeau: Good luck.

[before the adamantium bonding commences]

Dr. Carol Frost: [to Logan] When it starts, whatever the reason is that you're doing this, focus on that. Maybe it will help.

Logan: Trust me, I've been through worse.

Dr. Carol Frost: No you haven't.

John Wraith: Move his ass. Dance with him, Fred!

Frederick J. Dukes: Oh, what's that? You wanna dance with me?

[Logan punches Dukes repeatedly]

Frederick J. Dukes: That feels good. Hey! Guess what?

[Dukes punches Logan once, and decks him]

John Wraith: Oh, is he gonna talk now! You got him right where you want him!

Logan: Whose side are you on, anyway?

Remy LeBeau: [dealing] So what brings you to our fair city, sir?

Logan: Victor Creed.

Remy LeBeau: [halts, looks at Logan] And who's that?

Logan: He's the man I'm gonna kill. You see, he works with a man named Stryker on an island. Just need to know where it is.

Remy LeBeau: And why would you think I know that?

Logan: Well, 'cause I know who you are, Gambit. You're the guy who escaped and you're the guy who's gonna take me back there.

Remy LeBeau: [stares at Logan's dog tags] Those are mighty nice tags you have there, sir. The men who took me had tags just like 'em.

Logan: Hey, now, bub, you listen to me...

[Gambit hurls an energized card at Logan]

Waitress: Are you drinking to forget?

Logan: No. I'm drinking to remember.

[Logan confronts Weapon XI, AKA Deadpool]

Logan: Wade, is that you?

[sees Weapon XI's his mouth has been completely sealed off]

Logan: Guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up, huh? Wade, you don't have to do this... all right, maybe you do.

[from trailer]

Logan: In my whole life, I felt like an animal. I ignored my instincts, and I ignored what I really am. And that won't ever happen again.

Logan: [as he's fighting Gambit] Well, that's a nice stick.

[cuts Gambit's bo staff in half]

John Wraith: I'm coming with you, Logan!

Logan: There's no redemption where I'm going, John.

John Wraith: I ain't asking for it!

[Logan climbs up to the top of a cooling tower at Three Mile Island]

Logan: Let's see you dance up here.

[Weapon XI teleports up to Logan and they fight]

Logan: [to Victor] Back to back!

Logan: [talking about "The Cure"] Well, for all we know, the government helped cook this up.

Dr. Hank McCoy: I can assure you, the government had nothing to do with this.

Logan: I've heard that before.

Dr. Hank McCoy: My boy, I have been fighting for mutant rights since before you had claws.

Logan: [to the Professor] Did he just call me boy?

Logan: Who's the furball?

Dr. Hank McCoy: Hank McCoy, Secretary of Mutant Affairs

Logan: Right, right. The secretary. Nice suit.

Prof. Charles Xavier: Henry, this is Logan. He's, uh...

Dr. Hank McCoy: Wolverine. I hear you are quite an animal.

Logan: Look who's talkin'.

[last lines]

[Wolverine watches a TV]

The President: And now, it's my great pleasure to introduce the American Ambassador for the United Nations: Dr. Hank McCoy!

Dr. Hank McCoy: Thank you...

Logan: Way to go, furball.

Logan: [while he and Beast are fighting off Magneto's forces] I thought you were a diplomat.

Dr. Hank McCoy: As Churchill said, "There comes a time when every man must..."

[pauses to fight off another baddie, then another, then another]

Dr. Hank McCoy: Oh, you get the point!

Logan: [to Rogue] I'm not your father. I'm your friend.

Limb-Growing Mutant: [Wolverine is slicing the arms off a mutant who grows them back] Come on.

Logan: [Wolverine, using all his strength, kicks him in the balls. The mutant falls over] Grow those back.

Logan: Hey Scott, they were lookin' for you downstairs. You didn't show.

Scott Summers: What do you care?

Logan: Well, for starters, I had to cover your ass.

Scott Summers: I didn't ask you to.

Logan: No, you didn't. The Professor did. I was just passing through.

Scott Summers: So pass through, Logan.

[Scott turns away]

Logan: [Logan grabs his arm] Hey, look. I know how you feel.

Scott Summers: Don't.

Logan: When Jean died...

Scott Summers: I said don't.

Logan: Maybe it's time for us to move on.

Scott Summers: [Scott walks away, then turns back to Logan] Not everybody heals as fast as you, Logan.

Logan: [to Colossus] This is it! Let's make it a strike!

[Colossus uses the Fastball Special and throws Wolverine at Magneto... who stops him]

Eric Lensherr: You never learn, do you?

Logan: ...actually, I do.

[Beast jumps Magneto from behind and injects him with the Cure]

Eric Lensherr: [powers fading] I'm...

Logan: One of them?

Logan: [to Rogue] Need a lift kid?

Marie: No

Logan: Where are you going?

Marie: You don't know what it's like to be afraid of your powers... afraid to get close to anybody

Logan: Yeah, I do

Marie: I want to be able to touch Logan... a hug... a handshake... a kiss

Logan: I hope you're not doing this for some boy

Logan: Look, if you want to go, then go... just be sure it's what you want

Marie: Shouldn't you be telling me to stay... to go upstairs and unpack?

Logan: I'm not you father, I'm your friend

Logan: Just think about what I said Rogue

Marie: [referring to her real name] Marie

Logan: Marie

Logan: I'm the only one who can stop her.

Phoenix: You would die for them?

Logan: No. Not for them. For you. For you.

Dr. Jean Grey: [surfacing] Save me.

Logan: I love you.

[stabs Jean]

Bobby Drake: There's only six of us, Logan.

Logan: Yeah. We're outnumbered. I'm not gonna lie to you. But we lost Scott. We lost the Professor. If we don't fight now, everything they stood for will die with them. I'm not gonna let that happen. Are you?

[Bobby shakes his head]

Logan: Then we stand together... X-Men, all of us.

Logan: It's over, Jean. It's over.

[Soldiers come up the hill and try to shoot at Jean with the cure]

Logan: No! Don't shoot!

[Jean disintegrates the cure that was shot at her and starts to fly; then she disintegrates the soldiers]

Logan: Noooo!

Logan: The Professor can help. He can fix it...

Phoenix: I don't want to fix it!

[slams Logan against the wall and walks off]

Logan: You're talkin' about a person's mind here, about Jean.

Prof. Charles Xavier: She has to be controlled.

Logan: Control? You know, sometimes when you cage the beast, the beast gets angry.

Dr. Hank McCoy: A major pharmaceutical company has developed a mutant antibody - a way to suppress the mutant "X" gene.

Logan: Suppress?

Dr. Hank McCoy: Permanently. They're calling it a cure.

Ororo Munroe: We work together as a team!

Logan: Best defense is a good offense.

[Later in the final battle on Alcatraz]

Logan: We work together as a team!

Ororo Munroe: Best defense is a good offense.

Dr. Jean Grey: [turning from Phoenix into a confused Jean] Where am I?

Logan: You're in the mansion. You need to tell me what happened to Scott.

Dr. Jean Grey: [sobbing] Kill me.

Logan: What?

Dr. Jean Grey: Kill me before I kill someone else.

Logan: Don't say that.

Dr. Jean Grey: Please.

Logan: Stop it.

Dr. Jean Grey: [turning into Dark Phoenix] Kill me.

Logan: This isn't training anymore, guys. This is the real deal... You may never come back.

Bobby Drake: Logan, we're not kids anymore.

Logan: [shocked] She killed Scott...

Prof. Charles Xavier: What have you done?

Logan: This isn't you...

Phoenix: No, it is me.

Logan: No, it isn't. Maybe you should take it easy. The Professor said you might be... different.

Phoenix: He would know, wouldn't he? What, you didn't think he's in your mind too? Look at you, Logan. He's tamed you.

Logan: Don't get your panties in a bunch.

Eric Lensherr: [Magneto captures Logan, who was sneaking around his camp and pulls Logan towards him] I know the smell of your adamantium from a mile away!

Logan: I didn't come here to fight you!

Eric Lensherr: Smart boy.

Logan: I came for Jean!

Eric Lensherr: You think I'm keeping her here against her will? She's here because she wants to be.

Logan: You have no idea what you're dealing with!

Eric Lensherr: I know full well. I saw what she did to Charles.

Logan: And you just stood there and let him die?

Logan: That was my last cigar.

Logan: [to Colossus and Rogue] The whole world's goin' to hell, you're just gonna sit there?

Logan: [to Colossus] Hey, Tin Man! Come here! How's you're throwing arm?

Ororo Munroe: Logan, we work as a team.

Logan: Yeah, good luck with that. Throw me. Now!

Ororo Munroe: Damn it, Logan! Don't do this!

Logan: [Colossus grabs Logan and throws at the incoming Sentinel robot, Logan slices off its head and it falls to the ground; he comes from behind the giant head] Class dismissed.

Logan: They're ready.

Ororo Munroe: Yeah, I know. But are you ready to do what's necessary when the time comes?

Logan: NO! Don't go in there! You don't have to die! No one has to die at 30! You could live! LIVE! Live, and grow old! I've seen it! She's seen it!

[Shows the crystal on his palm]

Logan: Well, look! LOOK! LOOK, IT'S CLEAR!

[Crowd laughs]

P.A. System: Lastday, Capricorn 29's. Year of the City: 2274. Carousel begins.

Jessica: No! Don't! Don't go! Listen to him! He's telling the truth!

[More laughter]

Jessica: We've been outside! There's another world outside! We've seen it!

[Sandmen grab them]

Logan: Life clocks are a lie! Carousel is a lie! THERE IS NO RENEWAL!

[watching Logan's son, Logan 6, in the nursery]

Francis 7: Do you know who his seed mother was?

Logan: Of course not! I'm curious, not sick!

Holly: I like dark hair

[whispers into Logan's ear]

Holly: Tell him to give you dark hair.

Doc: All set! Did you have anything special in mind?

Logan: Oh, I don't care just...

Holly: Dark hair.

Logan: Oh yes! Holly would like dark hair.

Logan: Everything made sense... until Box.

Francis 7: Aw, what the hell took you so long?

Logan: It was the debriefing, uh... it ws more complicated than usual.

Francis 7: Well, c'mon. Get in the water.

Logan: Francis, did you - did you ever SEE anybody renew?

Francis 7: Ha ha! I think you've been skulking out too much. First nursery, now silly qustions.

Logan: No, but - did you?

Francis 7: Did I what?

Logan: See anybody renew.

Francis 7: Of course!

Logan: Anybody we know?

Francis 7: Look, get into the water. You need it. More than I do.

Logan: Francis, I have to talk to you... Well, I'll see you.

Holly: [Logan and Jessica enter laser cosmetic center] Hello Sandman! We don't get many Sandmen here. I think there's only been one other since I've been here.

Logan: Well, a Sandman can get just as sick of his face as any one else.

Doc: [Shaking hands] This is a real privilege Sandman!

Logan: For me too. I, I thought you'd be older. I mean, I was expecting a Red.

Doc: [Smiling, holds up hand to reveal life clock] I am.

Logan: Your own work?

Doc: Yes, I did it myself.

Doc: Well Sandman, what will it be? Face job or full body job?

Logan: Just the face.

Doc: Fine, Holly will get you ready. You're in expert hands Sandman

[looks at Holly]

Doc: believe me.

Holly: [Prepping for a new face] Will you get on the table please?

Logan: Do you need me to take my clothes off?

Holly: Not for your face.

Logan: No Cubs over 15, Billy! Look, have you ever seen a Cub that's gone to green? You'll have to leave Cathedral then, Billy, because they won't let you stay here. And if you do try to stay here, Billy, your young friends here will rip your guts apart!

[first lines]

Logan: [tapping on a glass window of maternity room] Wake up.

Francis 7: Logan, you are here. I couldn't believe it when they told me. What are you doing?

Logan: [indicates baby] Logan 6. Well it's not everyday that they authorize a new sandman. I tell you Francis,

[indicating baby]

Logan: that's him.

Francis 7: Well maybe, maybe not. What does it matter? Anyway, he isn't yours anymore.

Logan: [continues tapping lightly on the glass]

Francis 7: All right, you want me to wake him?

[bangs loudly on the glass with his baton]

Francis 7: [alarms ring and lights flash]

Ernie: Like my Daddy always said, "If you can't get out of it, get into it."

Logan: I thought your daddy used to say, "If you can't fix it, fuck it."

Ernie: He said that, too.

Doris: Are you here to sell us tickets to the Policemen's Ball or something?

Logan: We're with the Border Patrol, ma'am. We don't have any balls.

[last lines]

Logan: I'll be coming back.

Sheriff Wells: I'll tell 'em.

Logan: Blonde wasn't the word for it. Honey-blonde, and real. And it didn't come out of any bottle.

Logan: You should be kissed every day, every hour, every minute.

Beth: What kind of a person drives from Colorado to Louisiana to work in a dog kennel?

Logan: I couldn't tell you. I walked.

Beth: You walked? You walked here from Colorado?

Logan: I like to walk.

Logan: How do you explain something that you can't even understand yourself?

Logan: Finding something like that... in a war... is like finding an angel in hell. So I kept it with me.

Beth: Why did you come here?

Logan: To find you.

Ben: I thought I was the guy next to you.

Logan: You're my best buddy. I'll always be next to you.

Logan: Do you still run competitively?

Beth: Oh no, now I just do it to clear my head. It's a lot cheaper than therapy.

Logan: So is walking.

Logan: Say you want me. Say you want me. Say it.

[last lines]

Logan: [struggles to flee on seeing Adrian use his powers on Luther] Screw THIS!

Logan: [the radio station employees are barricading the doors with heavy desks. Lucy walks over and sets a potted plant on top of the desks] And that's supposed to do WHAT?

Lucy: Fuck you!

Logan: Turn around, Alex.

Alex Worland: How do you know my name?

Logan: Oh, I've been following you for days.

Alex Worland: Why would you follow me?

Logan: Cut the crap. I know all about you. Your work... Your wife... And this, your crime.

Alex Worland: That guy killed my friend, Domenic. Alright? And then he came at me.

Logan: That guy you snuffed had a name! He was real... I knew him... Craig was my brother... And now you're going to pay for it, you fucking piece of scum! You're going to bleed to death alone, just like Craig did.

Alex Worland: No, wait a minute. Look, I'm sorry about your brother. I had no choice. He attacked me, alright?

Logan: Get the fuck over there now! Get over there!

Alex Worland: Come on, please... Don't.

Logan: Try me.

Alex Worland: Please, don't. What, you're going to shoot me just because of a stupid accident?

Logan: That accident was my dead brother.

Alex Worland: Look, I'll go to the cops. Alright? I'll turn myself in.

Logan: Yeah, right. As if I'm going to let this one go to court. Now you stop stalling.

Alex Worland: Look, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

Logan: Sorry doesn't bring Craig back. Sorry doesn't do jack shit. Now shut the fuck up and move!

Logan: I want my brother to be the last thing you think of... You close your eyes and you think of Craig.

Logan: What now? You're going to kill my whole fucking family?

Alex Worland: Shut up! I don't want any more... You've just got to forget I had anything to do with your brother.

Leslie: You're much too nice to turn me out.

Logan: Nice! My dear young lady, you don't know me. The trouble with me is that I'm weak. A charming young girl like you can put anything over on me in five minutes. But at least I know my weakness, so I force myself to be rude. Sometimes even brutal!

[Leslie starts backing Logan into a corner]

Leslie: You do like talking about yourself, don't you?

Logan: Why... yes... most men do. But at least they know the truth about themselves. Women don't. They only know the truth about each other.

Logan: Modern woman has disowned womanhood but refuses man's obligations. She demands freedom but won't accept responsibility. She insists upon time to develop her personality, and she spends it in cogitating on which part of her body to paint next.

Logan: Modern woman has no loyalty, decency, or justice; no endurance, reticence, or self-control; no affection, fine feelings, or mercy. In short, she is unprincipled, relentless, and exacting; idle, unproductive, and tedious; unimaginative, humorless, and vain; vindictive, undignified, and weak. And the sooner man takes out his whip again, the better for sanity and progress.

Logan: We have ample opportunities in this court for learning what women mean, or what they mean they mean if in these days they mean anything at all.

Logan: Because of my profession I happen to be able to know what lies behind those dear deceiving lips...

Leslie: Oh - you're a dentist?

Logan: No! I'm a barrister!

Logan: That's just what I was thinking when you came busting in.

Leslie: I didn't bust, I crept.

Logan: Oh, may I ask when you propose to creep out again?

Logan: Do you mind telling me this morning what your name is?

Leslie: Leslie.

Logan: What Leslie?

Leslie: What do you mean, what Leslie? Leslie's my Christian name.

Logan: Oh, I say... odd.

Leslie: What's yours?

Logan: ...Everard.

[Pausing and mumbling quietly]

Leslie: What?

Logan: Everard!

Leslie: ...Incredible.

Leslie: By the way, what is your last name?

Logan: Logan.

Leslie: Lo-gan.

Logan: No, not Lo-gan. It's not Chinese. Logan!

Logan: But do you love her?

Lord Mere: What?... I say, uh, yes.

Logan: Then why do you want a divorce?

Logan: Think back to that sacred ceremony. There she stood... an innocent girl about to face the most perilous moment in her life.

Lord Mere: Look here, Logan, you've got this slightly mixed. She's not an innocent girl. Before she married me, she was divorced from Lord Lauderdale... trains race hoses.

Logan: Oh.

Lord Mere: Uh huh, and you can say "Oh!" again. Before she married Lord Lauderdale, she was divorced from the Baron de Brussac who makes an inferior grade of brandy.

Logan: She's a French woman?

Lord Mere: An American. Her first husband was called Wild Man Cavanaugh - a professional wrestler by trade. She got rid of him at Reno.

Logan: She's impossible! Four marriages, and she's so young.

Lord Mere: Who said she was so young?

Logan: Uh, you did, didn't you?

Lord Mere: Ah hah. As a matter of fact, she looks young - enchantingly so. But, she's a serpent, you know... a viper. Coils herself about the heart of an innocent man and then strikes. I must get rid of her or face certain ruin.

Logan: [Muttering to himself] A horse trainer, a brandy dealer, and a wrestler.

Logan: You only do yourself harm if you... if you hide anything from your doctor or your lawyer.

Logan: What am I doing, standing here, kissing you...

Leslie: And doing it very well, if I may say so.

Logan: ...when your husband is in there, and his solicitor, and...

Logan: I adore you. Do you love me?

Leslie: I like you.

Logan: Is that all?

Leslie: I'm very fond of you.

Logan: That's not enough.

Leslie: I have interest in you.

Logan: That's still not enough.

Logan: Will you give her a message?

Lord Mere: Yes.

Logan: Will you tell her for me that I think she's the most awfully clever woman in the world?

Logan: Where is she?

Logan's office boy: Well, they were here, sir.

Logan: What do you mean, they? Where was she?

Logan's office boy: She was two, sir.

Logan: Now, you... you opened the door and she came in?

Logan's office boy: They came in sir.

Logan: What did you ask?

Logan's office boy: What name, madame?

Logan: And what did she say?

Logan's office boy: They said, "Lady Mere."

Logan: She!

Logan's office boy: They!

Logan: One lady said, "Lady Mere."

Logan's office boy: Two, sir.

Logan: There were two ladies here?

Logan's office boy: Two, sir.

Logan: And two ladies said, "Lady Mere?"

Logan's office boy: Two, sir.

Logan: Where are they?

Logan's office boy: Well, they just disappeared, sir.

Logan: You better disappear too. Go back to your father and tell him I'm in no mood for a congenital idiot.

Logan: [In court] In my view, my lord, Mrs. Strangeways is guilty on one count and one count alone. She is guilty of being a woman. My lord, that is the explanation of Mrs. Logan...

[Cringe]

Logan: Mrs. Strangeways and that is the explanation of this case.

Logan: It'd be kinder to kill them.

Sierra: I don't want to be kind.