Lloyd Faversham Quotes in Boat Trip (2002)

Lloyd Faversham: You may think of me as simply a hard-partying old queen, but for *your information* I spent 32 years in the SAS, serving Her Majesty, the *real* Queen. I've been in five different theaters of war, done 490 jumps, 27 of them into hostile territory. I'm what you colonials might call a *bad-assed motherfucker*, who happens to be skilled in the fine art of Japanese flower-arranging!

Lloyd Faversham: My name is Faversham. Lloyd Faversham.

Lloyd Faversham: Would you like a bite of my sausage?

[bites sausage]

Lloyd Faversham: In England, we call them "bangers".

[after Nick insults him]

Lloyd Faversham: [flirtatiously] How do you know I love to be humiliated.

Lloyd Faversham: Well then, you must try the Hole in One room.

Jerry Robinson: They have an onboard driving range?

Lloyd Faversham: Some of the men there do swing some very large clubs.

Lloyd Faversham: We must get together sometime. Go for a midnight swim. Do whatever feels right. That is what a gay cruise is all about.

Nick Ragoni: [as realization sinks in] I see. Did you hear that, Jer? Whatever we feel like, we can do it. Because it's a gay cruise, Jer. Not a bi cruse, it's a gay cruise! Capital G, capital A, capital Y-M-C-A gay cruise!