Lizzie Quotes in That Darn Cat (1997)
Lizzie Quotes:
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Lizzie: I know karate.
-- Lizzie -
Lizzie: Go kick those rookies in the trunk!
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[Lizzie and Gordo are at the Trevi Fountain in Rome where it is customary to make a wish]
Lizzie: Make a wish.
Gordo: I'm in Rome with my best friend. I'm good.
-- Lizzie -
Lizzie: Hey! You know this Paolo and Isabella CD isn't so bad. I mean if you're into the Alanis Morissette-y alternative, dark, like brooding, I-never-go-out-into-the-sunshine-and-my-life's-a-miserable-black-hole-of-depression kinda thing, then you'd think they stink. But I mean for a like driving-around-in-the-car-with-the-top-down-putting-on-your-lip-gloss-loving-life kinda thing, they're good! Here, listen...
[he leans close so they can share the headphones]
Gordo: Not bad. You use scented soap, huh?
Lizzie: What?
Gordo: Uh... n-never mind.
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Lizzie: [singing] Hey now, hey now, this is what dreams are made of. Hey now, hey now, this is what dreams are made of, I've got somewhere I belong, I've got somebody to love...
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Lizzie: [animated version, on the phone] Prince William? Tell him I'll have to hold.
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[at graduation]
Lizzie: Hey, Gordo! So, do I look okay?
Gordo: Lizzie, I'm your guy best friend, you should really talk to Miranda about this stuff.
Lizzie: But she's in Mexico City!
Gordo: Yes, your blue robe looks way cooler than all the other girls'.
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Lizzie: Goodbye Lizzie McGuire, hello fabulous.
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Lizzie: Gordo, when have you become an expert on Italian Award show thingies?
Gordo: It's called common sense Lizzie. Which i happen to have a lot of to make up for my lack of "Slow curve".
Kate Sanders: Slow curve?
Gordo: Never mind.
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Kate Sanders: Only you would think that you could hide that powder blue, puffy sleeved, it's kind of a peasant dress, but it's really a questionable disaster of fiber content that you wore to the spring dance. Lizzie McGuire, you are an outfit repeater!
Lizzie: Okay, I may be an outfit repeater, but you're an outfit rememberer, which is just as pathetic!
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Lizzie: Kate, you don't eat carbs.
Kate: I'd eat carbs if an Italian boy bought them for me!
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Lizzie: I'm like, physically incapable of sneaking.
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Gordo: [Isabella stands opposite Lizzie, and Gordo is freaked out by the resemblance] Freaky, huh?
Lizzie: Way freaky!
Isabella: [in her Italian accent] Way, *way* freaky!
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Paolo: Isabella and I are supposed to present an award together at the International Music Video Awards.
Lizzie: The IMVA? Cool. I mean, cool for regular people. Like me. I guess for you it's like work.
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Lizzie: This is impossible, I could never sing in front of an audience. I don't even let my mom hear me in the shower.
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Lizzie: That would mean I would have to sneak away from the group. I'm like physically incapable of sneaking
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Lizzie: The only guy strong enough to fix that road is Big Al.
Ramone: Lizzie, Big Al left like 15 years ago.
Lizzie: Then why are you bringing him up, you lemon?
-- Lizzie -
Lightning McQueen: Turn right to go left! Guess what? I tried it, and you know what? This crazy thing happened - I went right!
Lizzie: You keep talkin' to yourself, people will think you're crazy.
Lightning McQueen: [sarcastically] Thanks for the tip!
Lizzie: Uh - what? I wasn't talking to you!
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[Red is in the way of Lizzie's view of Lightning McQueen]
Lizzie: Red, will you move over? I want to get a look at that sexy hotrod.
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Lightning McQueen: [to Sally] Shall we cruise?
Lizzie: [appears from nowhere] Why, thank you, dear, I'd love to!
Lightning McQueen: No, not...
[Lizzie drags McQueen away]
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Molly: Do you taste like chocolate?
Lizzie: I don't know, do you taste like vanilla?
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Guy Jamieson: Fong Hoo's parents are dead. Who wrote that letter?
Lizzie: Look I know you wrote to him, but his letter didn't arrive, so mum had to write it herself.
Guy Jamieson: What?
Lizzie: Guy, she worked really hard on it.
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Lizzie: Gilbert, Jock's made a wager with Diana. He says that if you say more than two words, he'll buy her a fur coat.
Gilbert Colvile: [vacantly] Really?
[he walks away]
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Gail, Lizzie: What are you two talking about?
Spud, Tommy: Football! What are you talking about?
Gail, Lizzie: Shopping!
-- Lizzie -
[in ladies' room]
Gail: I read it in Cosmopolitan.
Lizzie: It's an interesting theory.
Gail: Actually it's a nightmare. I've been desperate for a shag but watching him suffer was just too much fun! - - You should try it with Tommy.
Lizzie: What? And deny myself the only pleasure I get from him?
-- Lizzie -
Lizzie: I had a good time tonight.
The Stranger: Don't sound so surprised.
[pause]
The Stranger: He's got your eyes. They... pull you right in.
Lizzie: Don't know what to say to that
The Stranger: You don't have to say anything.
Lizzie: You don't have to say nice things to me. I'm not paying you for that.
The Stranger: So why don't you want to hear them?
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Lizzie: We had an arrangement. You broke it.
The Stranger: One more day that's all.
Lizzie: No, no, no. I want you to go now. It's over, do you hear me, it's over.
The Stranger: My ship sails on Monday. There is only one more day.
Lizzie: Who the hell do you think you are? Who gave you the right to come in here and behave like this?
The Stranger: You did.
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Nell: I knew something like this was going to happen. I told you, didn't I? What are we going to do?
Lizzie: Move.
Nell: Lizzie, darling, listen, I - you cannot keep running, you got to face this sometime. Tell Frankie the truth. He should know what his daddy was. Then maybe he'd stop wishing for him.
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Lizzie: Frankie wasn't born deaf. It was a present from his daddy.
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The Stranger: Frankie's a very... very lucky boy.
Lizzie: How'd you figure that one out? I'm his mother and I lie to him every single day.
The Stranger: No. No, you protect him every single day
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Lizzie: It must be some life, seeing all those different places.
The Stranger: You should know... you've been writing from them for years.
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Lizzie: Right, if he's not back in five minutes, I'm going to the docks myself.
Nell: How do you even know that's where he is?
Lizzie: Where would you go if it was you?
The Stranger: He won't go on that ship.
Nell: How do you know what he would do? You've not even met him.
The Stranger: He doesn't want to spoil the surprise. If I was a betting man -
[Nell glares at the Stranger]
The Stranger: which I'm not, I'd put money on it.
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Lizzie: I don't have much, but, I'll pay you what I can.
The Stranger: [picks up and looks at a photo of a baby Frankie, pauses] What time do you want me to be there?
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Lizzie: I was looking for a man... a stranger. No past, no present, no future.
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Fanny: Matrimony's an epidemic here and everybody marries millionaires.
Lizzie: There must be something wrong with Daisy. She's the only girl in the original sextet that couldn't land one.
Daisy Dell: Aw, go lay a brick.
Fanny: Don't pay any attention to that Lizzie. She smokes cigarettes!
-- Lizzie
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