Liz LaBreche Quotes in Out to Sea (1997)

Liz LaBreche: [Charlie fakes a fall onto the deck to hide from Gil spotting him fraternizing with Liz] Oh, what's the matter? Are you all right?

Charlie: An old football injury.

Liz LaBreche: College?

Charlie: No, professional. The Jets blew a 30-point lead against the Dolphins. I tried to throw my TV set out the window.

Charlie: I'm waiting for my sexual prime.

Liz LaBreche: And just when do you think that's gonna happen?

Charlie: [Charlie looks at watch. She laughs]

Liz LaBreche: My husband was in the oil business with my dad. If daddy trusted him, I figured I could trust him, too.

Charlie: So, what happened?

Liz LaBreche: Well, as it turned out, there were a lot of test wells he was drillin' on the side.

Charlie: Should've had him neutered.

Liz LaBreche: Oh, I did, ha ha. Except I used an attorney instead of a doctor.

Charlie Gordon: Liz... from the first moment I saw you on that ship... it was my intention to lie to you, I swear.

Liz LaBreche: Well, *that's* sweet.

Charlie Gordon: What I didn't intend, was falling in love with you.

Charlie: What do I look like, a schmuck?

Mavis: The jury's still out on that one.

Liz LaBreche: Shut up, ma. We're keepin' him.