Little Rock Quotes in Zombieland (2009)

Bill Murray: [dying] Is that you say hello where you come from?

Columbus: Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I can't believe I shot Bill Murray.

Tallahassee: Mr. Murray?

Bill Murray: I'm just Bill, I think, now.

Tallahassee: Bill?

Bill Murray: Yeah?

Tallahassee: [pokes at Bill's wound] I don't think we're gonna be able to stitch this.

Bill Murray: Ah. That's still tender.

Tallahassee: You think you might pull through?

Bill Murray: No.

Columbus: If it means anything now, I am so sorry. It was just instinctive.

Bill Murray: It was my bad. I was never a very good practical joker.

Little Rock: So do you have any regrets?

Bill Murray: "Garfield," maybe.

Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?

Tallahassee: I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is.

Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?

Tallahassee: [referring to Wichita and Little Rock, who previously hijacked them] They're in the back, aren't they?

Little Rock: [pops up holding shotgun] Just me.

Columbus: I'm really sorry. She was like a crouching tiger...

Tallahassee: You got taken hostage by a 12 year old?

Columbus: Well, girls mature faster than boys. She's way ahead of where I was at that age.

Little Rock: Twelve's the new twenty. Gun please.

Tallahassee: Like you would ever use that thing

[Little Rock shoots in the air]

Tallahassee: Don't kill me with my own gun.

Little Rock: Have you heard about Pacific Playland? There are no zombies there.

Columbus: The amusement park?

Little Rock: Yep!

Tallahassee: That place totally blows!

[Little Rock and Wichita shoot Tallahassee angry looks]

Tallahassee: ... my mind. Just fun for the whole family.

Little Rock: Yes! But no she's not, she's not. She's only famous when she's Hannah Montana. When she's wearing the wig. So...

Little Rock: No Twinkies.

Tallahassee: Shit! fuck!

Wichita: See, I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe's! No one listens to me!

Wichita: [playing Monopoly] Ooh! Free parking...

Little Rock: Yeah.

Wichita: -which coincidentally is the best thing about Zombieland.

Columbus: You want to know the best thing about Z-land? No- no Facebook status updates. You know, Rob Curtis is gearing up for Friday. Who cares?

Tallahassee: The best thing is no more flushing. Epic.

Wichita: You have just survived the zombie apocalypse and drove half way across the country... where are you gonna go?

Little Rock: [sticks arms up in air] I'm going to Pacific Playland! Woo!

Wichita: [In a deleted scene, right after the girls steal the hummer, they are riding, talking about Tallahassee] The muscles, and the way he sucked in his stomach, I'm guessing 8th grade PE teacher. I could see him in power-blue dolphin shorts.

Little Rock: Or pool guy. Or concert security!

Wichita: Maybe we're underestimating him...

[Tallahassee is shown spinning a sign on the street, and then he accidentally throws it at someone's car]

Little Rock: Nah...

Wichita: And the skinny one?

[Referring to Columbus]

Little Rock: Get some sun!

Wichita: I know... He kinda screamed 'Kinko's'...

Little Rock: Or... Lady Foot Locker!

Columbus: [Columbus is then seen inside of a Tech Town playing Guitar Hero. He then accidentally hits a kid with the guitar] Whoa whoa whoa... Get him...

Little Rock: You know what's amazing?

Wichita: What?

Little Rock: That they got this far. I mean, they should be so proud...

Wichita: I know! They can die happy.

Wichita: [Little Rock then looks out the window and sees two dead zombies, and stares at Wichita, implying that they should go back] No.

Little Rock: Okay...

Wichita: NO!

Little Rock: OKAY!

Wichita: We are not going back! What did we say?

Little Rock: Trust no one. Just you and me.

Wichita: Yeah. You and me... Even if it means leaving behind the slow and the weak...

Little Rock: Or... One slow and one weak.

Wichita: Right...

Little Rock: Y'know... I saw this Discovery Channel show... On like wildebeest herds or something... They always wait for the slow and the weak... Y'know... That way, when the lions show up, they only eat the slow and the weak...

[Wichita then stops the car, preparing to turn around and go back for them]