Little Girl Quotes in Con Air (1997)

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Little Girl Quotes:

  • Little Girl: [siting in front of her at her children's tea party table] Are you sick?

    Garland Greene: Why do you ask?

    Little Girl: You look sick.

    Garland Greene: I am sick.

    Little Girl: Do you take medicine?

    Garland Greene: There is no medicine for what I have.

  • General Hummel: Hey, girls? You havin' a good time?

    Little Girl: Yeah.

    General Hummel: Will you do something for me? It's really - It's really important. I need you to tell your teacher that you need to get back on the boat and go home right now.

  • Little Girl: His name is Freddy Krueger... and he loves children, especially little girls. Freddy's coming back. Soon he'll be strong enough. It's okay to be afraid. We were all afraid. Warn your friends. Warn everyone.

  • Little Girl: Freddy's home.

  • [in Nancy's old house]

    Little Girl: This is where he takes us.

  • Little Girl: [Kristen carries her trying to escape her nightmare] Put me down! You're hurting me!

    [she looks down, sees that she's the skeleton of a child and screams]

  • T.V. Reporter: [to John Spartan] How can you justify destroying a $7 million dollar mini mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only $25,000 dollars?

    Little Girl: FUCK YOU, LADY!

    John Spartan: Ha! Good answer!

  • Little Girl: Are you God?

    Lisa: Let's find out if he's even a doctor before we go promoting him, okay?

  • [Shep catches a little girl who went airborne when he tried to get her cat out of a tree]

    Little Girl: Whoa! Thanks.

    Shep Ramsey: Get a goldfish.

  • Shep Ramsey: [sees little girl crying] What?

    Little Girl: [crying] My cat. My cat!

    [Shep sees a cat in the nearby tree, bends branch downward]

    Little Girl: That's not my cat!

    Shep Ramsey: Oh.

    [releases branch, sending the cat flying]

    Shep Ramsey: I hate suburbia.

  • Little Girl: The gates to hell have opened.

  • Little Girl: He ate mah dawg.

  • Little Girl: Hi, bee!

    Barry B. Benson: Hi!

  • Nebbercracker: Do you want to be eaten alive?

    Little Girl: No.

    Nebbercracker: Then GET OUT OF HERE!

    [she jumps off her trike and starts to run, but stops]

    Little Girl: My trike.

    [Nebbercraker grabs the trike and tears off the front wheel, and she runs away crying]

  • [first lines]

    Little Girl: Hello, fence!

  • Little Girl: Daddy, look at the fish!

    Man: Holy shit!

  • The Monster: [picks last petal off a flower and throws it into the well]

    Little Girl: Now throw a kiss and say "Bye bye."

    The Monster: [throws kiss, waves, and grunts "bye bye"]

    Little Girl: Oh dear. Nothing left. What shall we throw in now?

  • Teacher: Spell "couch".

    Little girl: Couch. C-O-W...

    Billy Madison: No!

    Teacher: [to little girl] No, I'm sorry, that's not right.

    [to Billy]

    Teacher: Well, Billy, if you spell this correctly you pass second grade.

    Billy Madison: Couch. C-O-R, uh, are you going to the mall today?

    Teacher: No I'm not goin to the mall, keep spelling, mister.

    Billy Madison: C-O-U-C-H!

    Teacher: Correct!

    Billy Madison: I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!

  • Young Boy with Coffee: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.

    Little Girl: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.

    [takes coffee]

    Little Girl: Oh, won't you sit down?

    Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?

    Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

  • Little Girl: [Bruce is lying in bed, asleep. Suddenly, he begins to hear thousands of voices in his head, causing him to wake up. Several are loud enough to make out] Please bless my mommy, my daddy, and especially my little sister.

    Man #1: Please help me Lord. Please get me through this one.

    Woman: I need you Lord. I'm desperate. And you alone, can take control of my future.

    Man #2: All I'm asking, Lord, is that you help me.

    Little Girl: Thank you for everything else in my life. Amen.

  • Little Girl: [looking at a Magic Eye poster] Wow. It's a schooner.

    Willam Black: Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.

    Little Boy: A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!

    Willam Black: [becoming enraged] You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!

  • [Charlie, under his alter ego Hank, is dunking a rude little girl in a park fountain]

    Hank Evans: You had enough? You've learned your lesson about jumping rope in the street and using dirty language?

    Little Girl: I'm gonna tell my daddy on you, Charlie!

    Hank Evans: Wrong answer! And the name's Hank, fuckface. Learn it!

  • Little Girl: Grandpa's fallen and he's getting up!

  • Laura Pickler: [in photo op with Down syndrome children] I've always said that your people are the small flashlights that help the dark world find its lost car keys.

    Little Girl: What?

  • Little Girl: Sounds like a subdural hematoma to me.

    Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Oh, it does, does it? Well, it's not your job to diagnose.

    Little Girl: But I thought...

    Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: You thought, you thought. Just go. Three years of nursery school and you think you know it all. Well, you're still wet behind the ears. It's not a subdural hematoma. It's *epidural*. Ha.

  • Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Little girl.

    Little Girl: Yes sir.

    Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I want you to do something very important, alright?

    Little Girl: OK.

    Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I want you to run home and I want you to call the E.R. of North Bank General Hospital, 932-1000. Tell them to set up OR6 immediately and contact anesthesiologist Isadore Turek 472-2112 beep 12. Have him send an ambulance with a paramedic crew, light IV, D5NW-KVO. You got it?

    Little Girl: E.R. North Bank General Hospital 932-1000. Setup OR6. Contact anesthesiologist Isadore Turek 472-2112 beep 12. Ambulance with paramedics and light IV, D5NW and KVO.

    Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: That's good.

    Little Girl: Sounds like a subdural hematoma to me.

    Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Oh it does, does it? Well, it's not your job to diagnose!

    Little Girl: But I thought...

    Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: You thought, you thought... just go! Three years of nursery school and you think you know it all. Well you're still wet behind the ears. It's not subdural hematoma, it's epidural! Ha! God damn that makes me mad!

  • Little Girl: [Trying to start bulldozer] Come on, you fucker! Move!

  • Little Girl: Are you guys gonna kiss?

    Wil: Huh? No... what?

    Little Girl: Are you going to french kiss when you go to Paris?

    Vivian Shing: go play on the jungle gym

  • Reverend Flavel: [after the Klan has crashed Rev. Flavel's revival, bald, naked and circumcised] Behold the Spawn of Satan! The Bowels of Perdition. Hear what I say! I speak Salvation! I speak Redemption!

    Mickey: [instructing Tommy Turner to turn on the tape recorder] Now.

    Reverend Flavel: CLEARLY I say this to thee...

    Commissioner Hurley: Holy Shit! Look at the dick on that son of a bitch!

    Commissioner Couch: Hey, Mayor! That guy's dork's even bigger that yours!

    Commissioner Hurley: If you had a dick like that, you could give your secretary a flying@#$%.

    Mayor Abernathy: Look at that snatch!

    Woman at Rally: Oh My God!

    [faints]

    Little Girl: Oh, Mother.

    Commissioner Couch: Hey, Mayor. Does Reverend Flavel approve of THIS?

    Reverend Flavel: [to Mayor] You Scum!

    Mayor Abernathy: Approve? Are you kidding? Reverend Flavel GAVE me this one!

    [audience starts booing loudly]

  • Little girl: If I see Mays Gilliam I'm gonna bust a cap in his ass.

  • Charlyne Yi: What is true love?

    Little girl: Love is when you love each other so much, like us girls love Chris Brown

  • Little Girl: This stinks. We want fire!

  • Little Girl: Mommy, she said the F word!

  • Little Girl: Look, my mama want her money back.

    Blue: How am I gonna give you the money back? You done ate one of the pig's feet.

    Little Girl: No we didn't.

    Blue: I got a magic lamp. Tell your mama she gotta rub this every Wednesday at 3:42 standing on one leg with Al Green playing in the background, her money will pop out. And tell your daddy to buy you another shirt.

  • Mother: Did you understand the moral of the play, my dear?

    Little Girl: Oh,sure, ma. Did you see how he kissed her?

    Mother: Yes! I hardly thought that was in the best of taste!

  • [a little girl with a kid comes over to Dally, Ponyboy, and Johnny]

    Little Girl: Do you have 15 cents?

    Dallas: I don't have any money.

    Little Girl: Do you have a dime?

    Dallas: Go away. We're busy here.

    Little Girl: Do you...?

    Dallas: [Annoyed by now] Go away! Get out of here!

    Dallas: [When she is gone] That was a close call.

  • Little Girl: [Joey goes up to pet a pony] It's gonna bite cha!

  • Little Girl: I hate Mommy. I want to burn her in her bed with matches. I want to burn her up, all up gone!

  • Little Girl: Look! Live children!

    Tyltyl: Why do they call us live children?

    Mytyl: I don't know.

    Young Lad: You're live children, aren't you?

    Mytyl: Well, of course we're alive. Aren't you alive?

    Young Lad: Not yet. We're waiting to be born.

    Little Girl: Look how funny they dress.

    Mytyl: I was thinking the same thing about you.

    Little Girl: What are those things on your feet?

    Mytyl: They're my shoes. They're for protecting your feet from thorns and stones and the cold.

    Young Lad: It's all very confusing, but I expect we'll understand it when we're born.

    Mytyl: Why don't you get born?

    Young Lad: We will, but we have to wait our turn. Is it nice on Earth?

    Tyltyl: Yeah, it's all right.

    Mytyl: It's beautiful!

  • Little Girl: You're my mommy. Know what today is? Today is Mommy's Day.

  • Little Girl: [after John's repeated fits of panic] You big silly. You used to be a normal person!

  • [after John has lit a cigarette]

    Little Girl: Hey! Didn't you hear the Captain? N-O S-M-O-K-I-N-G! No smoking!

  • Little Girl: [singing] ... seven, eight, better stay awake. Nine, ten, he's back again.

  • Little Girl: You're gonna hurt my kitty!

  • [first lines]

    Jennifer's Mother: It's okay Jennifer, you'll see mommy really soon.

    Little Girl: Why do I have to stay here? I don't want to stay here.

    Jennifer's Mother: I told you sweetie, it's just for a little while. Will you be strong for mommy?

  • Little girl: [In the closing scene of the movie, a group of children are playing, when their soccer balls rolls over towards the edge of a lake, a girl goes over to retrieve it only to find Morty who has emerged from the water] Are you a good person or a bad person?

    [Ominous pause as we wait to see what Morty will do, considering what has just transpired, finally Morty kindly passes the ball back to the girl]

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