Little Enos Quotes in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

Bandit: New car. Gotta have a new car to block for the truck.

[watches as Little Enos begins counting out money]

Bandit: Speedy car.

[watches as Little Enos counts out more money]

Bandit: Speedier than that.

Little Enos: [mumbling] I'd like to kick his ass just once.

[Regarding The Bandit in a hammock]

Big Enos: You see son, old legends never die. They just lose weight.

Little Enos: I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy.

Little Enos: I think you're just a little bit scared.

Bandit: That's real good psychology. Why don't you say something bad about my mother?

Little Enos: Your momma is so ugly...

Bandit: [Speaking to Big Enos] Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Why do you want that beer so bad?

Little Enos: Because he's thirsty, dummy!

Bandit: Cledus, get the money.

Cledus Snow: Yeah, how 'bout the money?

Little Enos: How 'bout double or nothin'?

Cledus Snow: How 'bout forgettin' it?

Bandit: Wait a minute. What about double or nothin'?

Little Enos: You run up to Boston, and bring back some clam chowder for me and my daddy.

Carrie: You're on.

Bandit: Uh, you're on.

Big Enos: In 18 hours?

Bandit: You're still on.

Cledus Snow: WHAT? You're *crazy*! And I'm *divorced*!

Big Enos: Twenty to one I break the son of a bitch this time.

Little Enos: Gimme five-hundred on the Bandit.

Bandit: Now, gettin' to Texarkana and back in 28 hours, that's no problem.

Little Enos: It ain't never been done before, hot shit.

Bandit: Watch your language, little lady.

Little Enos: [Looking at Bandit's truck] Egotistical son of a bitch.

Big Enos: Any cat who would paint his truck like this would go to a minister's funeral dressed in feathers.

Little Enos: I'd like to kick your ass.

Buford T. Justice: You can't kick that high, cricket crotch.

Little Enos: Daddy, we just walked past a Penicillin dispenser.

Big Enos Burdette: I feel like the guest of honor at a crab's convention.