Little Bird Quotes in Scary Movie 2 (2001)

Dwight Hartman: Heh-hey! Hey there little guy, how are you doing?

Little Bird: Fuck off, four eyes.

Dwight Hartman: H... h... I beg your pardon?

Little Bird: I said: "Fuck off... four eyes"

Dwight Hartman: You know, I oughta kick your ass!

Shorty Meeks: Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Relax, son, it's just a bird. Hi little birdy... Polly want a cracker?

Little Bird: Polly want your momma's sweet ass.

Shorty Meeks: ...what did Polly say to me?

Little Bird: I said: "Polly wants your momma's... sweet ass".

Shorty Meeks: You don't be talking 'bout my momma son, you don't know my momma son!

Little Bird: Yeah, I know your momma, I fucked her last night.

Shorty Meeks: You want beef? I'll fuck you up!

Little Bird: Ooooh! I'm shaking, I'm shaking.

Shorty Meeks: Aw no fuck this, I'm handling this shit like a gentleman, ya'll. Hold my tooth son.

Little Bird: Yeah come on bitch, you and that Kotter's hairstyle wanna piece of me? Come on, bring it on!

Shorty Meeks: What you hardcore? Gimme somethin'!

Little Bird: Lemme outta here, come on pussy. Lemme outta here, I'll fuck you up!

Little Bird: [to the dead Alex] You are the weakest link! Goodbye.

Cindy Campbell: [Sees the parrot] Hi little guy, look at you!

Little Bird: Little? I'm not little, I'm hung like a bull lady! Check it out, you ever seen a bird get this big? Too much for ya, huh baby?

Cindy Campbell: Yeah...

Little Bird: Alright well step off then sweet cheeks! Come back when you want some real love!

Cindy Campbell: K...

[Walks away]

Little Bird: Fuckin tease.

Cindy Campbell: We're all gonna die!

Little Bird: Oh no, the rocket scientist! You're fucked!