Liquor Store Salesman Quotes in The Goodbye Girl (1977)

Elliot Garfield: Haven't we met? In our apartment?

Paula McFadden: Please, I enjoy shopping. Don't ruin this for me too.

Elliot Garfield: Relax. We don't have to fight until we get home. We need soap, Darling.

Paula McFadden: Not in my bathroom we don't.

Elliot Garfield: This is silly. If you get what you need and I get what I need we're going to blow a lot of bread getting the same things. Including bread. Why don't we have one shopping list and split the bill?

Paula McFadden: On what items?

Elliot Garfield: Food! Bathroom and kitchen cleansers. Everything. Except male and female do-dads. In that area you go your way and I'll go mine.

Paula McFadden: We split everything?

Elliot Garfield: Everything. I'll pay my full one third share.

Paula McFadden: One third?

Elliot Garfield: I am not the one with the daughter.

Paula McFadden: What's the matter? Didn't Lady Anne wash her hands the other night?

Elliot Garfield: Quick. Quick. I like a quick girl. Okay, right down the middle.

Paula McFadden: Okay.

Elliot Garfield: Hold it. Hold it. I'll take that.

Elliot Garfield: [Walking down the street] This is a good idea sharing expenses like this. By the way, I need shoes next week. A little Chianti? Can't have spaghetti marinaro without a little vino.

Paula McFadden: Not on my budget.

Elliot Garfield: Hey, hey, no. I'll blow for the booze, eh? Short of stature but not tight of pocket.

Liquor Store Salesman: Can I help you?

Elliot Garfield: Yes. A bottle of your finest, cheap Chianti, please.

Liquor Store Salesman: I've got a nice California red for a dollar eighty.

Elliot Garfield: Dollar eighty. Nothing from Kansas?

Liquor Store Salesman: Comedian. Seriously. This is a good wine.

Elliot Garfield: Okay. It goes good with spaghetti, right?

Liquor Store Salesman: Perfect with spaghetti.