Linus Quotes in The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D (2005)


Linus Quotes:

  • Max: He ruined my Dream Journal!

    Linus: I did not! Mr. Electric, send him to the principal's office and HAVE HIM EXPELLED!

  • Mr. Electricidad: OK, kids, who's next? Remember, there are no dumb ideas.

    Linus: Maybe we can freeze his circuits!

    Mr. Electricidad: That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. We're in the middle of Texas in August!

  • Charlie Brown: You've got to help me, Linus! I'm not sure I can handle being partners with the Little Red-Haired Girl! How will I support her? I can't afford a mortgage! What if I'm put into escrow?

    Linus: Charlie Brown, you're the only person I know who can turn a book report into a lifelong commitment.

  • Linus: Charlie Brown, the insight you bring to such a complex novel is beyond reproach!

  • [last lines before the credits]

    Linus: It must feel pretty great being Charlie Brown right about now!

    Pig-Pen: You did it!

    Peppermint Patty: Nice job, Chuck!

    Marcie: Good job, Charles.

    Sally Brown: Hey, big brother!

    [blows up a balloon with Charlie Brown's face on it]

    Sally Brown: I'm proud to be your little sister.

    Lucy van Pelt: [crabbily] You've really shown something new to me, you blockhead!


    Lucy van Pelt: You're always full of surprises. Good ol' Charlie Brown.

    [as everyone cheers and lifts Charlie Brown up into the air, the scene turns into a black and white drawing. The final touch to the drawing is added: Sparky adding his signature]

  • Linus: You know, Charlie Brown, if you like her so much, why not just walk up to her and introduce yourself?

    Charlie Brown: After the complete fool I made out of myself last night? Yeah, and why don't I just fly to the moon?

  • Linus: It's my turn for show and tell today This is a model of the same plane flown by Manfred von Richthofen.

    Charlie Brown: Who?

    Linus: The Red Baron. The most famous aviator during the Great War.

    Charlie Brown: It's not real is it?

  • [Linus and Charlie Brown are at the iconic brick wall]

    Linus: Charlie Brown, where have you been? It's the first day of summer. You should be down there having fun with everyone else.

    Charlie Brown: I can't stop thinking about it, Linus. After all the humiliating disasters she witnessed this year, why would she choose me? Was she feeling sorry for me? I don't want her to choose me just because she was feeling sorry for me. I have slightly more dignity than that.

    Linus: Charlie Brown, it might be time to consider the wild possibility that you're a good person and that people like you. But you know, you'll never really know the answer, unless...

    Charlie Brown: I just go up to talk to her! I should have listened to you all along!

  • Lucy van Pelt: Linus time to get up. You don't want to be late for school. GET UP!

    Linus: Ah! My blanket!

  • Linus: [Linus gives the Doctor a big kiss] I love you.

    Doctor: I know.

  • Linus: [Shatner has given them the access codes to Skywalker Ranch] How did you score all of this?

    William Shatner: Are you kidding? I'm William Shatner; I can score anything.

    Eric: How about Jeri Ryan's panties?

  • Linus: Official Episode 1 countdown is six months, 12 days, eight hours and some change.

    Windows: I would sell my soul to see that movie right here right now.

    Hutch: Dude, I would sell my left nut. And I only have the one nut. So you see how serious I am?

  • Linus: I was wondering what did Sulu find in Captain Kirk's lavatory.

    Admiral Seasholtz: Sulu clearly found a standard issue Starfleet Z23 personal refuse device.

    Linus: I believe it was the Captain's log.

  • Admiral Seasholtz: Okay. Hilarious, everyone. Looks like we got more Lucas hounds here to mock Roddenberry. Congratulations, gentleman, but I would like to see your Darth Vader take on one Borg drone. And we'll see who's laughing then. Am I right?

    Windows: Darth Vader can put the entire Borg collective in a vice grip with his mind.

    Admiral Seasholtz: Uh, Darth Vader has asthma, so name me one Star Trek character with a respiratory disease, 'cause I'm drawing a blank.

    Linus: Name me one Star Wars character who's gay.

    Hutch: Beside's you.

    Admiral Seasholtz: Well, no one's gay in Star Trek, so why would I even do that?

    Linus: Captain Picard.

    Admiral Seasholtz: Okay. Captain Picard is not gay. He's British.

    Windows: [in a swishy voice] Come on. "Make it so!"

  • [after having landed in the garbage disposal room]

    Windows: I have a bad feeling about this.

    Hutch: Um, you guys don't think that the, um...

    Linus: We are in George Lucas' trash room.

    Eric: Don't be ridiculous, okay? The walls are not gonna close in on us.

    [the walls begin to move in]

  • Windows: I met her in a Jedi chatroom. The woman is perfect. She's intelligent and acerbic, and a die-hard fan. She's even got connections inside the Lucas camp.

    Linus: Who's also got a man package and a goatee.

    Windows: You guys are all just jealous because she describes herself as a cross between Sarah Michelle Gellar and Janeane Garafolo.

    Hutch: Tell 'em how you described yourself.

    Windows: I was perfectly honest with her.

    Linus: You said you look like a white Billy Dee Williams. You called yourself white chocolate.

    Windows: I *am* white chocolate.

  • Eric: Linus. Hey, stop walking. Linus! Hold up, man! Stop. What the hell, man? I did nothing to you.

    Linus: Exactly. You did nothing. Absolutely nothing. Eric Bottler graduates high school and never looks back. You bailed on our plan, Bottler!

    Eric: What plan? To be the next big thing in comics? Come on, man. That was never gonna happen. I did what I had to do, dude. I grew up. I'm the only one who did. Look at you guys.

    Linus: You know, you could fool anybody with this cheap suit, salesman-of-the-year pitch. But I know you better than anybody and deep down, you are one miserable son of a bitch.

  • Linus: Hey, Bottler, hit 'em with the pressed ham!

    Eric: Klingon to this.

    [Eric moons the Trekkers]

  • Hutch: I'm telling you, man. I took that Vulcan down hard. I rolled him into the dirt like he was my frickin tauntaun.

    Eric: Tauntaun, my ass. If it wasn't for me, you guys would all be dead.

    Windows: What fight were you watching? I was channeling the emperor.

    Linus: The emperor? I don't remember the emperor crapping his robe and screaming "time-out."

    Eric: Oh, my God. That's right.

    Windows: There is such a thing as time-out.

    Hutch: [imitating The Emperor] I can feel your anger growing inside. Wait. Time-out.

  • Linus: We have to strip to Menudo?

    Thick-Necked Thug: You got a problem with Menudo? Now, take it off!

  • The Chief: The Chief fixed it while you boys were asleep.

    Eric: The Chief fixed it. Is he around? Can we thank him?

    Linus: He's the Chief. You're the Chief, aren't you? Why didn't you say so?

    The Chief: The Chief likes to refer to himself in the third person. It causes confusion, especially with the bitches.

  • [first lines]

    Hutch: [as Stormtrooper] Halloween just got awesome, bitches!

    Linus: [as Stormtrooper] Prepare for the entrance of Lord Vader.

    Windows: [as Darth Vader] Give yourself to the Dark Side. It's the only way you can save your...

  • Linus: Who's up for Texas, boys?

  • Linus: [yelling at Eric as he drives off] They were siblings. They were siblings, you sick bastard!

  • Charlie Brown: I'm depressed, Linus. I need an encouraging word to cheer me up.

    Linus: Happiness lies in our destiny like a cloudless sky before the storms of tomorrow destroy the dreams of yesterday and last week.

    Charlie Brown: I think that blanket is doing something to you.

  • [first lines]

    [Charlie Brown picks up a rock from the beach, and throws it into the water]

    Linus: Nice going, Charlie Brown. It took that rock 4,000 years to get to shore, and now you've thrown it back.

    Charlie Brown: Everything I do makes me feel guilty.

  • Charlie Brown: If I don't find out what happened to Snoop, I think I'll go out of my mind!

    Linus: If you'll calm down for a minute, Charlie Brown, I may able to conduct a little private investigation.

    Charlie Brown: Just what I need, a blanket-carrying Sherlock Holmes!

  • [last lines]

    Linus: [outraged by a note handed out by Snoopy] Look at this, Charlie Brown!

    Charlie Brown: [reading it] "To Linus Van Pelt: I expect my croquet set and chess set returned forthwith, in good order, and within five days, or the matter will be turned over to my attorney."

    Schroeder: [outraged over his own note from Snoopy] And mine says... he wants the record collection back!

    Charlie Brown: [reading his own letter] And mine says... that since he gave me nothing, I owe him nothing!

    [glares at Snoopy]

    Lucy: That does it, Charlie Brown! He's your dog, and you're welcome to him!

    [everyone walks out on Charlie Brown, Snoopy, and Woodstock; Charlie, annoyed at Snoopy, follows suit]

  • Linus: [Linus found out the reason why Snoopy ran away] Are you ready for a shock?

    [Charlie Brown faints]

    Linus: He wasn't ready for a shock.

    [Charlie Brown gets back up]

    Linus: How can I tell you something that will shock you if you pass out before I can tell you?

    Charlie Brown: I'm sorry; I've been hyperventilating a lot lately...

  • Linus: [Linus tells Charlie Brown what he found out about Snoopy's past] You're not Snoopy's orginal owner.

    [Charlie Brown faints again]

    Linus: [rolling his eyes] Oh, good grief!

    [Charlie Brown gets back up]

    Linus: You bought Snoopy in the month of October, right? According to the records at the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm, Snoopy was bought by another family in August. This family had a little girl named Lila. Snoopy and Lila loved each other very much, but then they moved, and the family decided they just couldn't keep Snoopy so they returned him.


    Linus: You got a used dog, Charlie Brown.

    [Charlie Brown looks shocked... and faints again]

  • Linus: [Violette runs and accidentally knocks the candle, setting the chateau on fire] Aaugh!

    [Linus grabs Violette and runs to the window]

    Linus: Help! Help, help! Help! Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown! Help, please! Help, help, help! Charlie Brown! Help! Help! Help, help!

    [Charlie Brown wakes up]

    Linus: Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown! Help! Help! Fire! Charlie Brown! Help, help! Fire!

    Charlie Brown: Help! Help!

    Linus: Help! Help!

    The Baron: Au secours! Au secours!

    Charlie Brown: [Charlie runs] Fire! Help! Fire!

    The Baron: Au secours! Au secours!

    Charlie Brown: Fire, help! Fire! Help! Help! Fire!

    [runs to the cafe for Snoopy and Woodstock]

    Charlie Brown: Help! Fire at the chateau! Fire, fire! Help! Fire!

    [Snoopy and Woodstock opens the door]

    Charlie Brown: The chateau! Fire, help! Help! Help!

    [heads to Pierre's house as Snoopy and Woodstock runs to the shed to get the hose]

    Charlie Brown: Help, help! Help! Fire at the chateau! Fire, fire! Help!

    [runs up to Pierre's house]

    Charlie Brown: Fire, fire! Help! Fire! The chateau! Fire, fire! Help! The chateau! Fire, fire, fire!

    [Pierre, Marcie and Peppermint Patty come out]

    Charlie Brown: Somebody, help! The chateau is on fire! Somebody save the chateau! Fire, fire!

    [runs off]

    Pierre: [to Patty and Marcie] I must call the pompier!

    [Marcie and Peppermint Patty runs off]

  • Charlie BrownPeppermint PattyMarcie: Jump, Linus, jump!

    Pierre: [runs up] The pompier are on the way, is Linus safe?

    Charlie BrownPeppermint PattyMarcie: Jump, jump! Jump Linus, jump!

    Linus: [to Violette] Jump? Are they crazy?

  • British ticket agent: Passport, please.

    Charlie Brown: Y-Yes, sir. We're just passing through. We're on our way to France, sir. I have nothing to declare, sir. I throw myself at the mercy of the court!

    Linus: We've only been two minutes and already he's embarrassing us.

  • Pierre: Nobody go to the Chateau of the Bad Neighbor, the Baron is recluse and hates everybody! He do not allow visitors.

    Charlie Brown: Then why did they invite us? See? I got a letter from V. Honfleur, she invited us!

    Pierre: Violette? She's a ward of the Baron's, if she invited you, the Baron does not know about it. The Baron do not invite anyone. The Baron is a very violent person. He hates everybody.

    Linus: That doesn't make sense. Why did she invite you, Charlie Brown?

  • [first lines]

    Linus: [in a classroom] Quiet, everybody! We have two new students here that I'd like to have you meet. They are exchange students from Europe. It is my great honor to introduce to you Babette and Jacques.

  • Rusty: You scared?

    Linus: You suicidal?

    Rusty: Only in the morning.

  • Danny: There's a ninety-five pound Chinese man with a hundred sixty million dollars behind this door.

    Linus: Let's get him out.

    Danny: [insistent] yeah

  • Linus: [Yen's cast is caught in vault door, Unaware that Yen is trapped, Danny and Linus try to blow the door but the bomb doesnt go off] Did you check the batteries?


    Linus: You know, you lose focus in this game for one second...

    Danny: I know, somebody gets hurt. You don't hear Yen complaining.

    [they replace the batteries and the door explodes]

  • Linus: [excited assuming the heist is going to be easy] Smash and grab job, huh?

    Rusty: Slightly more complicated than that.

    Linus: Well, yeah.

  • Danny: [holds up a black wallet in an empty bar] Hello Linus. Whose is this?

    Linus: Who are you?

    Danny: A friend of Bobby Caldwell's.

    [produces a plane ticket]

    Danny: You're either in or you're out. Right now.

    Linus: What is it?

    Danny: It's a plane ticket. A job offer.

    Linus: You're pretty trusting pretty fast.

    Danny: Well Bobby has a lot of faith in you.

    Linus: Fathers are like that.

  • Reuben: [walking up to Linus] You're Bobby Caldwell's kid. From Chicago. It's nice there, do you like it?

    Linus: [waiting by the pool as everyone enters Reuben's home] Yeah.

    Reuben: That's wonderful. Get in the goddamn house.

  • Linus: [the rest of the crew get out of the van to enter the building to steal the pinch] , with Turk and Virgil in the front;

    [Danny stops Linus]

    Danny: What are you doing?

    Linus: I'm coming with you.

    Danny: No.

    Linus: What? Oh, no, no...

    [as they shut the doors on him]

    Linus: [shouts] Don't leave me with these guys!

  • Linus: The last guy they caught cheating in here? Benedict not only sent him up for 10 years, he had the bank seize his house and then he bankrupted...

    RustyLinus: -his brother-in-law's tractor dealership.

    Rusty: Yeah, I heard.

  • Linus: [to Terry, trying to follow Rusty's advice of being funny and not enough to make him laugh] Apparently, he's got a record longer than my... well, it's long.

  • [as Tess walks down the stairs]

    Linus: [to Rusty] This is the best part of my day.

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