Link Larkin Quotes in Hairspray (2007)

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Link Larkin Quotes:

  • Teacher: Oh, and Mr. Larkin, perhaps you'd like to share with the rest of the class, Patrick Henry's immortal last words?

    Link Larkin: Kiss my ass?

  • Link Larkin: I was just at home, practicing my new twist on The Twist, when I overheard it on the news. I can't believe Tracy savagely bludgeoned an Eagle Scout. That's just not like her.

    Edna Turnblad: But it's not true! I was there! He didn't even bleed.

    Link Larkin: I shoulda been there, beside her. I can't sleep. I can't eat...

    Edna Turnblad: You can't eat? Well, come on in and worry with us. I'll make you some pork.

  • Link Larkin: [bumping into Tracy] Sorry little darlin. Hope I didn't dent your 'do.

  • Seaweed: My mom's havin' a platter party tonight. Y'all wanna come check it out?

    Tracy Turnblad: Now?

    Penny Pingleton: Would you mind if I, too, checked it out? I've never been to North Avenue before.

    Link Larkin: Uh... well, would it be safe, you know... for us?

    Seaweed: Calm down, cracker boy, it's cool.

    Penny Pingleton: Wow! Being invited places by colored people!

    Tracy Turnblad: It feels so hip!

    Seaweed: I'm glad y'all feel that way, 'cause, uh, not many people do.

  • Link Larkin: [presents Amber with a ring] It's time.

    Amber von Tussel: Oh!

    [Amber and Link kiss]

    Velma Von Tussle: Amber! Save your personal life for the camera, sweetie! Oop, shiny!

    [sends Amber off to makeup for more powder]

  • Amber von Tussel: [to her classmates] Oh, and it's totally not true about her and the entire football team. I mean, please: anybody can get grass stains all over their back.

    Link Larkin: Amber, stop it. I'm sick of you doing that! Just because she's a good dancer...

    Amber von Tussel: [scoffs] Uh, I'm sorry... you think that she can dance? Well, maybe you'd rather have her as your partner. You could get sponsored by Goodyear!

  • Link Larkin: Uh... we're on live.

    Amber von Tussel: You have to vote for a person! Not one of the Himalayas.

  • [from trailer]

    Link Larkin: [to Tracy] I think knowing you is the start of a pretty big adventure.

  • Link Larkin: That's my shot, Trace.

    Tracy Turnblad: But, it's whats right.

    Link Larkin: I'm sorry, Trace. I just think this adventure is a little too big for me.

  • Amber von Tussel: [to Shelley] Do that again, and there'll be stumps where your feet are, you got that? You little who...

    Link Larkin: [interrupting] Hey, Amber

    Amber von Tussel: [to Link] Oley moley!

  • Link LarkinTracy TurnbladPenny PingletonSeaweed: [ending the song "Without Love"] Darlin' you had best believe me, never leave me without love!

    Edna Turnblad: [called from off camera] Link, your pork is ready!

  • Tracy Turnblad: Oh, Link I wish I had dark skin.

    Link Larkin: Tracy, our souls are black, though our skin is white.

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