Ling Ling Quotes in The Hot Chick (2002)

April: Uh, Jessica has a... problem.

Ling Ling: She's only going to make us wait an hour this time.

Lulu: What about the class trip to Six Flags. She took so long in the bathroom we missed the bus.

Ling Ling: Our parents had to drive three hours to pick us up.

Jessica (Clive): I had my period, OK!

Ling Ling: Out of all the Korean liquor stores, why did my dad have to walk into that one?

Venetia: Oh no, she didn't?

Sissy: Oh yes she did!

Venetia: [commenting on Ling-Ling's hot outfit] Girlfriend's booty be all wrapped up in licious!

Sissy: All wrapped up.

Ling Ling: You're pretty dope and phat yourselves

Korean Mother: Ling Ling. You forgot lunch, baby bie. Chicken back with five vegetable, bulgogi and kim chee.

Ling Ling: [embarassed] Thanks... mom.

Korean Mother: Ok. You all learn real good now!

Korean Mother: Ling-Ling, You walk right by Crazy Nail. No say hi me.

Ling Ling: Hi mom.

Ling Ling: [to Madam Mambuza] This stuff makes me so proud to be African American.

Ling Ling: [coming into the store] Ling Ling! Ling Ling! You walk right by Crazy Nail, no say hi me.

Ling Ling: Hi... Mom...