Lindsey Kingston Quotes in Are We There Yet? (2005)

[from trailer]

Kevin Kingston: [from trailer]

[in the car]

Kevin Kingston: I have to go to the bathroom.

Lindsey Kingston: I'm sure the carpet's absorbent.

Lindsey Kingston: [about 50 cent] I'll give him a dollar to shut up.

Nick Persons: Oh Damn! Boy Didn't you hear what I just said?

Lindsey Kingston: Ooh, you just swore.

Nick Persons: Your damn right I swore, that's about $400 dollars worth of damage to my new car!

Lindsey Kingston: That's twice! Now you have to put two dollars in the swear jar.

Lindsey Kingston: [talking about Keven] He played lady pac-man and had nightmares for a week.

Lindsey Kingston: [interrupting Nick and Suzanne talking about going out on the porch] What is going on out here?

Kevin Kingston: Mom, where have you been? Miss Mable burnt out dinner, fell asleep, and she just keeps farting!