Linda Salvo Quotes in Beer League (2006)

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Linda Salvo Quotes:

  • Linda Salvo: I'm so embarrassed right now.

    Artie DeVanzo: You're embarrassed? I just got cock-blocked by my mom!

  • Linda Salvo: Be honest with me, Artie. The only reason you like me is because I fuck you.

    Artie DeVanzo: Not at all... I mean it's awesome.

  • Linda Salvo: [as Artie and Linda sit in the car after their date] Alright listen, if you're really quick I'll give you a blowjob, but you gotta be quick!

    Artie DeVanzo: Kidding me? I hear ya. When blowjobs go on too long it's like you chicks forget guys' dicks get tired.

    Linda Salvo: Stop with the jokes, I gotta be up for work early tomorrow so concentrate, okay?

    Artie DeVanzo: I'll be Hugh fucking Downs.

    Linda Salvo: Who the fuck is that?

    Artie DeVanzo: He was the host of Concentration just blow me.

    Artie's Mom: [interrupting them, unexpectedly] I made tiramisu, you kids wants some?

    Artie DeVanzo: No mom, go back inside!

    Artie's Mom: It's in the fridge, you change your mind.

    Artie DeVanzo: *Back inside*!

    Linda Salvo: I'm so embarrassed right now.

    Artie DeVanzo: You're embarrassed I just got cock blocked by my mom!

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