Linda Mason Quotes in Twins (1988)

Linda Mason: [Linda sees Vince on the street and is thrilled to see him] Vince!

Marnie Mason: I thought you broke up with him!

Linda Mason: I did, I did.

[kisses Vince]

[Vince hides as Burt comes into the restaurant]

Linda Mason: Hi!

Burt Klane: Hi.

Linda Mason: Can I help you?

Burt Klane: Uh, yeah... where's the little shit?

Linda Mason: Uh, you'll have to be more specific.

Burt Klane: Benedict.

Linda Mason: Oh, he wouldn't come in here! Isn't that right, Marnie?

Marnie Mason: Who, Vincent?

[wipes down a table, dumping scraps on Vincent's head]

Marnie Mason: That weasel? That creep? I wouldn't serve him if he crawled in here on his hands and knees.

[Vincent scrambles out on his hands and knees]

Linda Mason: What would you like?

Danny Reed: Orchids, the finest you've got.

Linda Mason: Corsage?

Danny Reed: No, no. A dozen, loose, looking like they don't care!

Linda Mason: My father was a lot like you, just a man with a family. Never amounted to much, didn't care. But as long as he was alive, we always had plenty to eat and clothes to keep us warm.

Jim Hardy: Were you happy?

Linda Mason: Yes.

Jim Hardy: Then your father was a very successful man.

Linda Mason: You better go inside, it's cold and you don't have a coat...

[gently pushes him]

Linda Mason: Go on.

Jim Hardy: [kisses her, moves back] Well I don't need a coat anymore.

Linda Mason: You sound sweet, but you don't make sense.